JBird
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Chicago, IL, United States |
| Introduction | I spend a lot of time in airports due to the fact that I sold my soul to corporate America. I recently tripped on my own shoe coming off the jet bridge at O'Hare. My shoe went flying as I face planted on the United 1K carpet. I wore panty hose that day to appeal to my conservative, 60 year old client. The panty hose ripped at my knees and then adhered to my rug burn knee scabs. Afterward I cried a little. I think it made the Auntie Annie's Pretzels workers uncomfortable. |
| Interests | I had insomnia for a little while in college. I did a lot of puzzles during that time. Mostly lighthouses and kittens. |