Dr. Bubbles
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Information broker |
| Location | Middle Atlantic, United States |
| Introduction | I utterly loathe Google Accounts. This must be distinctly understood, or no good can come from the posts I blog. I am: overeducated, nominally Episcopalian, a moderately-poor pianist delighting in syncopation, a slow reader of catholic taste, an idealistic pessimist, and a confirmed misanthrope. |
| Interests | My excellent Maine-Coon—mix cat, The Simpsons, minor league baseball, winning an obscenely huge lottery jackpot |
| Favorite Movies | The Producers (1968), When Harry Met Sally, Henry V (1989), Sabrina (1954) |
| Favorite Music | Celtic, Delta blues, Dixieland jazz, New Wave, Punk |
| Favorite Books | A Walk in the Woods (Bill Bryson), The French Lieutenant's Woman (John Fowles), Collected Ghost Stories of M. R. James (M. R. James), Brilliant (M. D. Kellogg) |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
It will be made of opal (the real kind — y'know, white), and will commemorate the extermination of two groups of people: Google management, and the people who write these stupid questions.