wienerphilharmonic
My blogs
| Industry | Internet |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Making people chortle, one flash at a time |
| Location | Brooklyn, New York, United States |
| Introduction | The Wiener Philharmonic ("The Wieners" to friends, family, and our rabbi) is an improv and sketch comedy group based in Brooklyn, NY. Our combined height is about 33 feet, and we collectively weigh roughly 800 lbs, giving us a body mass index of "borderline gross." We enjoy "potty humor," "bathroom reading," "cold cuts," and "alcohol." |
| Interests | comedy improvisation, sketch comedy, internet film comedy, comedy sportz, divine comedy, and dramedy |
| Favorite Movies | "Pearl Harbor, " "Murder at 1600, " "An American Tail: Feivel Goes West, " "The American President, " "Air Force One, " and all other movies that cover Americans shooting, the White House, and little Jewish immigrant mouse babies. |
| Favorite Music | "Runaway Train, " "Kanye's Workout Plan, " "Me Myself and I, " "Monster Mash, " "Because I Got High, " "Ladies Night, " "Family Ties theme, " and "Always Be My Baby" |
| Favorite Books | "A Woman in Heat" -- Maria Shriver, "Smelt/Dealt"--Linda Evangelista, "Don't Pee on My Leg and Tell Me it's Raining"--Judge Judy Sheindlin |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
Who says my hole doesn't already go to China? Did somebody say that?