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About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	Best Buy Rep 2
Location	Fredericksburg, Virginia, United States
Introduction	Born in LA, moved to San Antonio, moved to Germany on 13th bday, graduated there, moved to VA on 18th bday, going to Uni of Mary Washington, getting Biology degree...I like midgets and mullets so VA is the perfect place.
Interests	Lost, South Park, 24, Veronica Mars, Curb you Enthusiasm, Heroes, Arrested Development, Dessert Office (both UK and US), Scrubs, Friends, Reno 911, Seinfeld, TMNT, fatty foods, naked women touching other naked women, naked women touching me, naked women touching themselves, touching myself, naked women and food (best combo ever), naked women watching me touch myself, more fried food,..and movies (both those featuring naked women and those that make me touch myself which is a very broad category)
Favorite movies	Anything by Tarantino, Kevin Smith, Scorsese, Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Coen Bros, Leone, Cuaron, del Toro, Coppola (both father and daughter), PTA, Pixar, Monty Python, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Kurosawa, most of Peckinpah, Hitchcock, Aronofsky, Linklater, whatever is written by Charlie Kauffman, Do the Right Thing, Tae Guk Gi, Iron Giant, Texas Chainsaw the orignial, Anchorman, City of God, Tommy Boy, Dumb and Dumber, Animal House, Naked Gun, Airplane, Mel Brooks good films, LotR, King Kong, Maria Full of Grace, Half Nelson, and just about everything featuring Scarlett Johanson (fuck Black Dahlia), Jessica Alba (fuck Fantastic 4), or Natalie Portman (fuck me) scantily dressed...and Bubba Ho Tep.
Favorite music	...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Arcade Fire, Gnarls, Kanye, System of a Down, Metallica, Queens of the Stone Age, TV on the Radio, Pixies, Bloc Partys good songs, Outkast, 3, Green Day, Arctic Monkeys, Streets, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, NIN, and of course the greatest band in the world,.."The D"
Favorite books	Sideway Stories from Wayside School, all Hitchhikers Guide Books, Fight Club, Catch 22, Animal Farm, Harry Potter, Slaughterhouse Five, Catcher in the Rye, Bruce Campbell books, Frank Miller novels, Watchmen, 1984,...I hate Toni Morrison, and no I don't hate black people in general, just Toni Morrison.