Old Wacky Hermit
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Math Instructor |
| Location | Tooele (pronounce it "too-WILL-uh"), Utah |
| Introduction | "This Hermit good lives in that wood Which slopes down to the sea. How loudly his sweet voice he rears! He loves to talk with marineres That come from a far countree." -- Coleridge, The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner Wacky Hermit enjoys taking your stereotypes and putting them up high where the kids can't get to them. She's married to her Favorite Husband and has 4 of the World's Cutest Kids: Princess (age 9), Sonshine (age 7, Asperger's Syndrome), Bagel (age 2, Asperger's Syndrome) and Knuckles (age 1, allergic to wheat, milk, eggs, peanuts, corn, soy, pork, and gluten). She teaches math at the post-secondary level, but gets more friends by being a small business owner. She produces handcrafted items to sell at farmers' markets and craft fairs, and online at her business website. |
What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?
The Earth is good. Cookies are good. Therefore the Earth is a cookie. Cookies are flat. Therefore the Earth is flat. QED!!! ;)

