Occupation	hillbilly dilettante, punk rock warlord, futbolista
Location	United States
Introduction	representing marginalized 50-something soccer moms everywhere!
Interests	bass solos, second rate soccer teams, nitpicking
Favorite movies	A League of Their Own, Bowfinger, GWTW, Elf
Favorite music	The Holy Trinity: Nick Lowe, Elvis Costello & John Prine. And anything Armstrong, Tim.
Favorite books	The Great Gatsby, The World According to Garp, Cat's Cradle, The Stand

What spells can you cast with magic markers?

smelly psychedelic ones that don't wash off for days.