Wrightsville Beach Bums
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| Occupation | Beach Bum Mutant Turtle |
|---|---|
| Location | Wrightsville Beach, NC, U.S. Outlying Islands |
| Introduction | We hang around the beach wearing clothes from SweetWater and riding beach cruiser bikes and wearing really big, girl-looking, surfer sunglasses--you know, posers. |
| Interests | Looking around, taking notes, swimming, watching girls lay eggs, drinking beer, having as good a time as an endangered species can have. |
| Favorite movies | Anything with fish or oceans or sand or surf, except for Blue Crush. That coming-of- age movie SUCKS and was made by and for pedophiles. |
| Favorite music | Phish, Blue Oyster Cult, Salt-N-Peppa |
| Favorite books | The Old Man and the Sea, Perfect Storm, Moby Dick, Sharks by Gail Gibbons |