kates
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Student striving for solvency |
| Location | boc boc bockerkee, New Mexico |
| Introduction | I was born during the last full solar eclipse of the 20th century, kuester first. I wore a patch over my left eye for a year as a child, not unlike a very small pirate. In catholic school I tried to lead an uprising of the dorks but ended up having to stay after school and sit on Mrs. Cashin's lap to discuss my failed revolt. I also got in trouble for stuffing an entire cupcake in my mouth choking on it and spitting it out on my desk when celebrating Andy Froehle's birthday. I was track captain, a squirrel researcher and national honor society secretary in high school. I am a UW badger, NRA certified blackpowder rifle instructor, a former pioneer woman and rock climbing instructor. I clap when I am excited and almost always make my own sound effects to accompany my actions. |
| Interests | My current number one interest is the Super Colon. Its 8ft tall and 20 ft long. Unlike someone I met today, I have no interest whatsoever in making out in a gigantic colon. However, if you have a gigantic hot tub you should give me a call. Also, I like squirrels. |
| Favorite movies | Crash, Beetlejuice, High Fidelity, Grosse Pointe Blank, Cane Toads:An Unnatural History, Matchstick Men, How to Draw a Bunny |
| Favorite books | A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Bel Canto, Galapagos, Generation X, High Tide in Tucson, Interpreter of Maladies, Blood of Brothers, Grapes of Wrath, White Teeth, The Shipping News, Life of Pi, Chocolat, Tuck Everlasting, Skinny Legs and All |
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
during med surg and skills

