The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier ( Updated )
Wow. A fourth mistress: out of the woodwork, claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods. The number of opportunities to make bad golf jokes is extraordinary. Let's try to resist the temptation as we count up Tiger's many strokes.
Tiger Woods, you've got eight problems the rest of us don't. At least, it looks like eight. For now.
1. Rachel Uchitel, The Original. 2. Jamie Grubbs, The Tool Academy Alumni. 3. Kalika Moquin. The One Who Won't Rat. 4. Jamie Jungers, The Fan's Fiancee. 5. Cori Rist. The "Butter" Lover. 6. Mindy Lawton. The "Rag Doll" Neighbor. 7. The Unnamed British TV Host. 8. The Unnamed Fourth Vegas Vixen.
It's really that difficult to keep track of the women Tiger Woods has managed to sleep with. I have no idea how he did it. I can't wait until we find out he staffed this kind of thing out. Same with his wife, and the people who're busy at least trying — however successfully, or not — to pay these women to keep quiet. As for Tiger, it's hard not to wonder how he's doing right now. Did he bring this upon himself? Sure. But, you know, the guy was clean as a bleached sink. And now, this is just more irrefutable proof that, come on, nobody is. Also, he liked to get laid. A lot. By many different women. That weren't his wife. So! Golf's going to have to deal with it and who knows how they'll do it because, you know, it's golf, they don't get scandals. They have racist a**holes. That's it. But now, they've got trouble. The reputation of professional golf was always at the mercy of Tiger's balls, but it now appears to be the case more than ever. And it goes without saying, but Tiger is having the worst month of his life. So: let's tally this one up.
According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is "very well endowed" and "knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12," she tells News of the World. Lawton's sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as "extremely good."
December 6, 2009 at 10:24 PM
Anonymous said...
oh hell yes !!
now we have a CAT FIGHT amongst the mistresses !!!
Rachel Uchitel Angry About Tiger Woods's Other Alleged Affairs
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The Many Troubles of Tiger Woods: A Mistress Dossier ( Updated )
Wow. A fourth mistress: out of the woodwork, claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods. The number of opportunities to make bad golf jokes is extraordinary. Let's try to resist the temptation as we count up Tiger's many strokes.
Tiger Woods, you've got eight problems the rest of us don't. At least, it looks like eight. For now.
1. Rachel Uchitel, The Original.
2. Jamie Grubbs, The Tool Academy Alumni.
3. Kalika Moquin. The One Who Won't Rat.
4. Jamie Jungers, The Fan's Fiancee.
5. Cori Rist. The "Butter" Lover.
6. Mindy Lawton. The "Rag Doll" Neighbor.
7. The Unnamed British TV Host.
8. The Unnamed Fourth Vegas Vixen.
It's really that difficult to keep track of the women Tiger Woods has managed to sleep with. I have no idea how he did it. I can't wait until we find out he staffed this kind of thing out. Same with his wife, and the people who're busy at least trying — however successfully, or not — to pay these women to keep quiet. As for Tiger, it's hard not to wonder how he's doing right now. Did he bring this upon himself? Sure. But, you know, the guy was clean as a bleached sink. And now, this is just more irrefutable proof that, come on, nobody is. Also, he liked to get laid. A lot. By many different women. That weren't his wife. So! Golf's going to have to deal with it and who knows how they'll do it because, you know, it's golf, they don't get scandals. They have racist a**holes. That's it. But now, they've got trouble. The reputation of professional golf was always at the mercy of Tiger's balls, but it now appears to be the case more than ever. And it goes without saying, but Tiger is having the worst month of his life. So: let's tally this one up.
http://gawker.com/5419853/the-many-troubles-of-tiger-woods-a-mistress-dossier-updated/gallery/
December 6, 2009 at 10:18 PM
you knew that this one was coming ( was that pun intended ??? lol )
Alleged Mistress: Tiger Woods Is 'Very Well Endowed'
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/mindy-lawton-tiger-woods_n_381573.html
According to Lawton, Woods is quite the lover. He is "very well endowed" and "knows his way around the bedroom. On a scale of ten I would give him 12," she tells News of the World. Lawton's sister, Lynn, adds that Mindy described their sex as "extremely good."
December 6, 2009 at 10:24 PM
oh hell yes !!
now we have a CAT FIGHT amongst the mistresses !!!
Rachel Uchitel Angry About Tiger Woods's Other Alleged Affairs
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20325109,00.html
check out her photo - NICE rack !!!
December 6, 2009 at 10:26 PM