At the rate he's going, Texas Republican Rep. Louie Gohmert is giving Iowa's Steve King and Minnesota's Michele Bachmann a real run for "Most Batshit Insane Member Of Congress" (at least that is until Rand Paul gets sworn in.)  Louie here is doubling down on his theory that undocumented mothers are having babies in America so they can grow up and play Nintendo and eat apple pie and KILL US IN OUR SLEEP.  When actually asked about that babbling insanity, Gohmert went for the home run.
In an interview on Fox Business News last night, Gohmert wanted to be clear that it's not just a theory.

"Your theory is that we're not only home growing terrorists," said the host, Eric Bolling, "we're actually experiencing situations where dangerous countries al Qaeda will send a pregnant woman over here, have a baby, and then start to train these babies to be terrorists, is that right?"

"Well, Eric, it's not just a theory. It first came to my attention [when] some of us were traveling to the Middle East last August, a year ago. And a lady on the plane was telling one of our group that they were about to have their second granddaughter," Gohmert said. "Her son-in-law was with Hamas. And [she said] that they were going to do with the second as they did with the first grandchild. Daughter is going to come to America right before it's born on a tourist visa. Have the baby. They just like the option of having American citizens in the family."

He went on:

"She added ... 'You know what the best part of it is, we don't have to pay anything for the baby to be born!'" Yeah, because Hamas grandmothers all are wearing t-shirts that read "Ask me about my secret deep cover jihadi grandkids!" in the world Louie's frontal lobe inhabits.  Too bad that pocket dimension isn't reality.  But it sure is a great way to scare Real America into repealing the 14th Amendment, isn't it?  Jihadi babies growing up in your neighborhood, with your kids, in your parks, coming over and eating your kid's Fruit Roll-Ups and then they disembowel you with kukris at sleepover parties or wait until everybody's at the high school football pep rally and then KABLOOIE and stuff, right?

And this guy is a Member Of Congress In Good Standing.  You're kidding me.

Of course, Louie's not the only person who is trying to scare Real Americans into supporting the GOP plan to revoke the citizenship clause in the 14th Amendment.  Can't forget Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer, either.
When defending her highly criticized immigration law, Gov. Jan Brewer (R) often lists the myriad problems she says undocumented immigrants bring to her state. In an interview on Fox News last week, for example, she claimed: "We cannot afford all this illegal immigration and everything that comes with it, everything from the crime and to the drugs and the kidnappings and the extortion and the beheadings ..."And you thought I was kidding with the disemboweling with the kukris stuff.