Because the GOP is out of fresh reasons to hate Barack Obama, the Village provides some. He's just too perfect, the asshole.Let’s be honest: Barack Obama is better than you are. He’s a better father — taking breaks from running the world to cheer on his daughters at soccer and basketball games. He’s a better husband — zipping his wife off for dinner in New York and Paris. He’s got a better diet — nibbling on vegetables from his homegrown garden to keep his love handles in check. And he’s got a terrific jump shot. You? Not so much.Why haven't we impeached this inhuman monster already?