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"So, Social Democrat Dimwits: if Health Care's a Right, What's Your Service-Level Agreement (SLA)?"

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Anonymous Jim - PRS said...

I want the "Platinum Level" Service, dammit, seeing as how I'm one of the ones paying for everyone else's "right."

10:39 PM

Blogger Ralph said...

Democrats and their followers also do not know the difference between a need and a want.

A want is a need and a need is a right in Democrat language and belief. Tatoos, iphones, etc. are needs, and getting your gunshot wound tended to in the emergency room is a right.

1:00 AM

Anonymous astonerii said...

The right to health care requires that someone has to provide the Service (S) and the supplies needed to perform the services of health care to everyone. Because there is a large demand for the medical care, we will have to set up a system to ensure that there is adequate care for everyone. This care cannot just be the bare minimum to live, it must be enough to ensure the right of happiness. Thus, we will guarantee though a Service Level Agreement (SLA) that every American is entitled to certain procedures delivered within a short period of time with a high level of quality provided by well-trained personnel. This will be accomplished though our Executive National Department of Service Level Agreement Vassaled Employee Department (ENSLAVED). Because it would be too expensive to pay top dollar for the services of those employed through ENSLAVED, we will work out contracts that will grant each ENSLAVED employee the bare necessities of life which are the rights we, the Malevolent August State Trained Empowered Ruling Society (MASTERS), will provide for. The MASTERS will make certain that the ENSLAVED health care providers give everyone in America proper health care.

1:44 AM

Anonymous astonerii said...

The right to health care requires that someone has to provide the Service (S) and the supplies needed to perform the services of health care to everyone. Because there is a large demand for the medical care, we will have to set up a system to ensure that there is adequate care for everyone. This care cannot just be the bare minimum to live, it must be enough to ensure the right of happiness. Thus, we will guarantee though a Service Level Agreement (SLA) that every American is entitled to certain procedures delivered within a short period of time with a high level of quality provided by well-trained personnel. This will be accomplished though our Executive National Service Level Agreement Vassaled Employee Department (ENSLAVED). Because it would be too expensive to pay top dollar for the services of those employed through ENSLAVED, we will work out contracts that will grant each ENSLAVED employee the bare necessities of life which are the rights we, the Malevolent August State Trained Empowered Ruling Society (MASTERS), will provide for. The MASTERS will make certain that the ENSLAVED health care providers give everyone in America proper health care.

Sorry about that, I had a bit too much in the ENSLAVED statement, fixed.

1:47 AM

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