The 2012 Democrat presidential nomination could be contentious this year. After the historic midterm beatdown suffered by the Party of Soros, things could get decidedly nerve-wracking for the Obama camp. In fact, the nomination process could come down to the votes of 796 "superdelegates" -- party insiders that retain a huge amount of influence (double that of the entire state of California). And after the 2010 thrashing, rumors are circulating that credible challengers -- perhaps including one Hillary Rodham Clinton -- could emerge to challenge Obama from the center. Heaven knows, there's a big freaking opening.
Which leads us to this trailer, courtesy of Biff Spackle's production company.
[Image](Wind and thunder echoes in the background) 796
[Image]King Leonobama... riders from the Clinton camp are approaching...
[Image]Ickes... McCauliffe... and... Bill Clinton himself!?! W.T.F.??
[Image]You should have accepted the VP slot in 2008, my friend. Look where you've gotten us.
[Image]Where I've gotten us? I've accomplished more of Lenin's agenda in two years than you and Her Royal Thighness got done in eight! Socialized medicine... a takeover of two auto companies, the student loan business and the banks... the EPA shutting down energy supplies left and ri--
[Image]What you speak of is madness! This election debacle was historic all right... Hillary has aligned 80% of the big Democrat donors against you. You can step down gracefully -- say, for "health reasons" -- or you can face defeat on the field of the primaries.
[Image]I... am... Obama!!!
[Image]First... black... president... MY ASS!
[Image]Hillary's forces approach. Gather our soldiers and hide the women and children.
[Image]Sir! They have unleashed their legacy media archers! Their arrows blot out the sky!
[Image]Raise shields!
[Image]All is not lost. We still have our Axelrods! Obamans, attack!
[Image]Destroy them all -- but capture Chelsea if she's among them!
[Image]Aiiieeeeghghgh!! Barney Frank is watching!
[Image]Sir, we have vanquished the first wave of attackers!
[Image]Do not rest, my little sycophant. Look yonder... there approaches Hillary's elite phalanx of warriors!
[Image]No! Not them! The warriors of Mena, Whitewater and Roselaw... their very darkest forces gather... the most dangerous that the Clintons possess!
[Image]It can't be!! Not Begala and Carville! The most powerful enemies of all! Clinton backers disguised as "independent", mainstream media...
[Image]This is truly the end. We have no way to compete! Tonight... we dine... in hell!
[Image]Go tell George Soros, stranger passing by: that here, obedient to his will, we lie.
"Obama, Hillary, and the 796"
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