Cub Reporter Biff Spackle scoops the world with the tippity-top secret agenda for the DNC.
2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS 7:20 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama 7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER - Reverend Jeremiah Wright 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah 7:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Joe Biden 8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! - Al Gore 8:30 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell 8:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Hillary Clinton 9:00 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES - John Kerry 9:30 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR GADDAFI - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 9:55 pm INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT COWBOY POETRY, ETC. - Harry Reid 10:00 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Sen. Ben Nelson 10:05 pm COLLECTION DRIVE FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN MEMORIAL FUND - Babs Streisand 10:30 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn 11:00 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton 11:45 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Nancy Pelosi's Rack 11:50 pm A PLEA FOR MASS PARDONS OF THE OCCUPY WALL STREET RAPISTS - Howard Dean 12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN AFGHANISTAN'S PRISONS - Michael Moore 12:25 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Beyonce 12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi 1:00 am Max Baucus SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM 1:05 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA 1:30 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Ritt Santgingridge 1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home.
"Agenda for Democratic National Convention"
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Love the last one!
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AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:16 PM
Here's another: Van Jones flicks the convention hall power switch from fossil fuels to green energy. Blackout ensues. DNC ends.
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Sneak preview of the stadium:
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