[Image]You know, the ones who bombed 130 different locations, robbed a couple of banks, killed six people and injured a couple of hundred others.
[Image]Oh, that's right. Stamp that one: PARDON.
[Image]Okey doke. Next file: that financier friend of the big-wigs... he's a fugitive living in Switzerland who committed tax evasion, racketeering and trading with the enemy. But his wife looks like she'll pony up a million for various "good causes".
[Image]It gets worse. They revved up a power drill to scare the guy. They made lots of scary noises like that.
[Image]I've heard enough! Those sons of b***hes! That is just un-f***ing-acceptable! Throw the book at 'em, Georgie! Throw the book at 'em. Let 'em know: We. Mean. Business.
[Image]Oh, and George, could you call up my personal physician at Bethesda and book an appointment for me this afternoon? Those spicy tuna rolls gave me a real tummy ache.
[Image]Sure thing, boss. Whoa! Criminey... ...uhm, before I take these files over to Barry, I'll have Anne Marie get you some Gas-X.
"Eric Holder's Spicy Tuna Roll"
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