[Image]It is not entirely clear what sort of negotiations occurred behind the scenes to enable the two foes to arrive at a peace settlement. But Junior Cub Reporter Biff Spackle discovered the only known transcript of the first meeting between the winning and losing Democratic candidates.
[Image]Hillary, thanks so much for coming to meet me in private.
[Image]As you know, many of your supporters have pledged their allegiance to John McCain and the GOP.
[Image]Hillary, what will it take to get you to unify the party?
[Image]Barack, thanks for entertaining me here at your beautiful Jeremiahisport compound.
[Image]I've only got two demands, I mean, requests.
[Image]First, I want 21 million dollars to bring my campaign fund out of the red.
[Image]You know how you have vero possumus on yours?
[Image]Yes, it means "in truth, we are able."
[Image]Yeah, I read it on the Puffington Roast. I want the latin Secundum verum, nos reperio cameltoe on mine.
[Image]You've got it.
[Image]Err, Barack, why is a hotdog standing in the corner?
[Image]Who me?
[Image]Isn't that a member of your posse?
[Image]Hell no! I thought it was one of your bodyguards in disguise!
[Image]Security! Get that hot dog!
[Image]It's running away!
[Image]Take it down, take it down!
[Image]**KA-BLAM!!** **KA-BLAM!!**
[Image]Got it!
[Image]Bill Clinton?
[Image]Why, Bill, why?
[Image]I wanted to know if you were having an affair... I wanna be president again, where everyone'll lissen to me... I been out of the loop for so long....
"Behind the scenes: the secret negotiations between Barack and Hillary"
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