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This film was approved by the Community Organizers Code Authority, America's finest community organizers association.
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Wright-Ayers Films presents:
Barack Obama Teaches Sex to Kindergartners
[Image]Hello, children, my name is Barack Obama. I'm here to talk to you about "sex".
[Image]What is "sex"?
[Image]Put simply, sex is what makes babies.
[Image]Sex makes turtle babies, fish babies, teddy bear babies, even baby babies!
[Image]How does sex make babies?
[Image]First off, your Mom is hot.
[Image]And if your Daddy was reading the
Victoria's Secret
catalog when she sashayed by...
[Image]Ka-
Bam
!.
[Image]You know how sometimes your Mommy and Daddy's bedroom door is locked and you can hear muffled yelping sounds?
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Hey-yo!
[Image]And even if you have
two
Dads, remember that they love you just as much as if you had real parents.
[Image]So kids, remember these three rules.
[Image]One: always use a "jimmy hat".
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Two: call her the morning after.
[Image]Three: you don't have to marry her.
[Image]I'm proof that sex -- in all its forms -- is beautiful.
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This film was approved by the Community Organizers Code Authority: we put the communist in community.
Linked by
:
Gateway Pundit
,
Newsbusters
and
American Digest
. Thanks!
posted by directorblue at
10:35 PM
on Sep 13, 2008
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