Can we preserve this for the Bro-nement Museum? It's so hard to believe how they were forced to live.
June 12, 2013 at 6:35 AM
Anonymous said...
lol, pinhead! Best comment of the day. No one can trump that.
June 12, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Anonymous said...
Do you remember the sign posted on the door on Avenue C about the fratty assholes? THIS IS WHERE THEY LIVED! They finally left/were kicked out.
June 12, 2013 at 10:13 AM
THE NOTORIOUS L.I.B.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. said...
Step right up to a UNIQUE 2BR/CONV3 with space for four to share, but eight is ok!
Nestled in a major flood zone on Avenue C - the new block du jour for NYPD, FDNY, EMS and other First Responders - this is apartment is perfect for any neanderthal jamboree!
Upstairs you'll find two HUGE bedrooms with filthy mattresses on the floor and all the Axe body spray and Rohypnol you'll need!
Down the spiral staircase - is it really spiral or that the Rohypnol? - anyway, down stairs you'll find the MEGA beer pong room and a large bucket for easy access vomiting.
Welcome to the neighBrohood!
June 12, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Anonymous said...
I lulzed
June 12, 2013 at 10:41 AM
Woo Generation said...
Sorry about the stain, bro.
June 12, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Anonymous said...
Gee, that looks just like those NYU infested apartments in Stuyvesant Town!
I'm guessing the photographer accidentally knocked over the Keystone Light pyramid on the living room floor.
June 12, 2013 at 1:52 PM
Makeout said...
Woo Bro- your shoes are over there under my flip flops. You got my lighter?
June 12, 2013 at 2:16 PM
Anonymous said...
They keep their booze on the windowsill too!
June 12, 2013 at 2:30 PM
Makeout said...
What else do you see? Is that a purloined pint glass in the second picture?
June 12, 2013 at 4:51 PM
Anonymous said...
"Even after 100 years and regardless of how much the EV changes it still rents apartment to 8 people when only 3 should live there."
This is the perfect comment, because it's even still the case that all right thinking people hate all eight of the new tenants ... except that I think this time people's opinion won't change.
June 12, 2013 at 9:55 PM
Anonymous said...
And OF COURSE there is no toilet paper on that roll!!!
June 13, 2013 at 9:28 AM
Anonymous said...
"BroHo" is classic. What are the neighborhood borders of BroHo?
- East Villager
June 16, 2013 at 3:01 PM
An EVG regular shared this apartment listing with us...
Step right up to a UNIQUE 2BR/CONV3 with space for four to share!
Nestled on Avenue C - the new block du jour of the East Village, this is a sprawling listing in a new building.
Upstairs you'll find the kitchen, two HUGE bedrooms (Queen sized beds and dressers, check) a full kitchen and full bath.
Down the spiral staircase you'll find a MEGA studio space plus alcove, plus half bath. And a private second entrance. It's like a whole other apartment. You also have access down here to your HUGE OUTDOOR SPACE!
Yes, blah, blah. It was the accompanying photos, though, that really bring home this duplex's best features ...
Anyway. Doesn't matter. Staging sells, of course, and devotees of the lived-in bro look likely couldn't pass this one up! Plus, demand being what it is, this place was on Streeteasy less than a week before some people rented it. Price: $3,595.
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June 12, 2013 at 6:35 AM
lol, pinhead! Best comment of the day. No one can trump that.
June 12, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Do you remember the sign posted on the door on Avenue C about the fratty assholes? THIS IS WHERE THEY LIVED! They finally left/were kicked out.
June 12, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Step right up to a UNIQUE 2BR/CONV3 with space for four to share, but eight is ok!
Nestled in a major flood zone on Avenue C - the new block du jour for NYPD, FDNY, EMS and other First Responders - this is apartment is perfect for any neanderthal jamboree!
Upstairs you'll find two HUGE bedrooms with filthy mattresses on the floor and all the Axe body spray and Rohypnol you'll need!
Down the spiral staircase - is it really spiral or that the Rohypnol? - anyway, down stairs you'll find the MEGA beer pong room and a large bucket for easy access vomiting.
Welcome to the neighBrohood!
June 12, 2013 at 10:21 AM
I lulzed
June 12, 2013 at 10:41 AM
Sorry about the stain, bro.
June 12, 2013 at 11:45 AM
Gee, that looks just like those NYU infested apartments in Stuyvesant Town!
June 12, 2013 at 12:16 PM
This must be in BroHo.
And circle-arrow combo.....
.....nice.
June 12, 2013 at 12:17 PM
Even after 100 years and regardless of how much the EV changes it still rents apartment to 8 people when only 3 should live there.
June 12, 2013 at 12:36 PM
"Broho", genius
June 12, 2013 at 12:38 PM
Looks like there is a keg of beer at the bottom of photo #3.
June 12, 2013 at 12:49 PM
Were they using the entryway door to wipe their butts after they pooped?
June 12, 2013 at 12:57 PM
I'm guessing that below level outdoor patio is right next to the outdoor patio of the oxygen bar...imagine what has come over that railing lmao.
June 12, 2013 at 1:06 PM
What a dump!
June 12, 2013 at 1:10 PM
RETCH! Grieve- please don't post in smell-o-vision again! That was foul!
June 12, 2013 at 1:14 PM
@Liberation - lol!
I overheard a guy on the street yapping on his phone about the "awesome deal at $3500!" he'd just scored. I wonder if this is it.
June 12, 2013 at 1:40 PM
Not that stain, bro. The other stain. Did you find my shoes?
June 12, 2013 at 1:42 PM
I'm guessing the photographer accidentally knocked over the Keystone Light pyramid on the living room floor.
June 12, 2013 at 1:52 PM
Woo Bro- your shoes are over there under my flip flops. You got my lighter?
June 12, 2013 at 2:16 PM
They keep their booze on the windowsill too!
June 12, 2013 at 2:30 PM
What else do you see? Is that a purloined pint glass in the second picture?
June 12, 2013 at 4:51 PM
"Even after 100 years and regardless of how much the EV changes it still rents apartment to 8 people when only 3 should live there."
This is the perfect comment, because it's even still the case that all right thinking people hate all eight of the new tenants ... except that I think this time people's opinion won't change.
June 12, 2013 at 9:55 PM
And OF COURSE there is no toilet paper on that roll!!!
June 13, 2013 at 9:28 AM
"BroHo" is classic. What are the neighborhood borders of BroHo?
- East Villager
June 16, 2013 at 3:01 PM