The robber has been identified as Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo who was desparate for the stolen items to keep up with his girlfriend Jessica Simpson's libido.
In a world where sex combined with Red Bull can cause violence, a robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. Only one man can save the day. Hancock.
The robber has been identified as DJ Lance Rock from the children's TV show Yo Gabba Gabba who stole the condoms for his lover Muno to put over his head.
Podunk Kansas: A robber enters a store armed with a straw hat. He slams the hat on the cash register as straw flys into the eyes of the clerk who accidently opens the drawer in panic.
Knight: We have to work harder around here, have you noticed that lately Doc has only handed out that peach to all the newbies in town? j/k doc Doc, I didn't look up the facts,[you will] it just feels that way.
It's doesn't have to be about condoms... It can be about anything. Sorry I am busy today guys... And leighann you know what I mean about keeping it clean.
The suspect was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence for operating his Jazzy Scooter while drinking a 40 of Colt 45 out of a paper bag.
Las Vegas: A masked man carrying a machete and speaking with an outrageous French accent stormed into music store and demanded every single copy of every Celine Dion CDs and DVDs.
In Sydney a man walked into a store armed with a wombat and a knife (this is a knife) and left with a case of Foster's. Which is Australian for headache.
September 9, 2008 at 8:50 PM
[Image]Today's Tuesday Word Game is going to be a little bit different than previous weeks. Instead of completing an odd news story this week we are going to start one. After reading this story about a robber who had a very specific goal for his heist I just had to work it into a game. The following opening lines of the story just caught me:
DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. After reading that I said to myself... Now there isn't something you read every day! For this weeks game I want you to come up with your own opening sentence to an odd news article that like this story about the robber is something you don't read every day. Make is as catchy and outrageous as you want to but please try and keep it clean. Make up as many as you like and answer in the comments. Best and funniest wins a Peach tomorrow morning.
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Close this window Jump to comment formA robber armed with a condom slingshot entered the clinic demanding more condoms.
September 9, 2008 at 12:05 PM
A robber with a condom mask over his head fell unconsious at the counter of the convenience store he was robbing.
September 9, 2008 at 12:09 PM
The robber has been indentified as Professor Plum who was arrested last year for threatening someone with a candlestick in a dining room.
September 9, 2008 at 12:35 PM
Monday this week, sisters Tuesday and Wedsnesday Weeks while working at Fridays planned a lunch for Thursday to discuss Saturday and Sunday.
September 9, 2008 at 12:37 PM
The robber has been identified as Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo who was desparate for the stolen items to keep up with his girlfriend Jessica Simpson's libido.
September 9, 2008 at 12:53 PM
This week, Heather Mills entered a wood shop swinging her wooden leg, demanding a fresh new coat of shellac.
September 9, 2008 at 12:56 PM
In a world where sex combined with Red Bull can cause violence, a robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink. Only one man can save the day. Hancock.
R.I.P. Don Lafontaine
September 9, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Jersey City; A lone mountain cat was seen wearing a red ball on it's snout.
September 9, 2008 at 1:00 PM
The robber has been identified as DJ Lance Rock from the children's TV show Yo Gabba Gabba who stole the condoms for his lover Muno to put over his head.
September 9, 2008 at 1:04 PM
Honolulu; Malihini seen cleaning his weenie in public.
September 9, 2008 at 1:05 PM
Keep it clean?
*&%$
There go all my ideas.
See you next week.
September 9, 2008 at 1:07 PM
I got to get rid of that one!!!!
September 9, 2008 at 1:08 PM
Hey Doc, We are talking about condoms here. How can we not be dirty???
September 9, 2008 at 1:10 PM
Keep it clean? You've changed. I don't even know you people anymore.
September 9, 2008 at 1:11 PM
NYC: A man dressed as a knight in dull armour attacks a cleaning lady demanding polish.
September 9, 2008 at 1:18 PM
Ha, nice Micky-T.
I laughed out loud to the condom masked robber that suffocated.
September 9, 2008 at 1:23 PM
Podunk Kansas: A robber enters a store armed with a straw hat. He slams the hat on the cash register as straw flys into the eyes of the clerk who accidently opens the drawer in panic.
September 9, 2008 at 1:26 PM
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September 9, 2008 at 1:34 PM
Knight: We have to work harder around here, have you noticed that lately Doc has only handed out that peach to all the newbies in town? j/k doc
Doc, I didn't look up the facts,[you will] it just feels that way.
September 9, 2008 at 1:39 PM
It's doesn't have to be about condoms... It can be about anything. Sorry I am busy today guys... And leighann you know what I mean about keeping it clean.
September 9, 2008 at 1:52 PM
The suspect was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence for operating his Jazzy Scooter while drinking a 40 of Colt 45 out of a paper bag.
(Something I saw this morning)
September 9, 2008 at 1:59 PM
Parents outraged as clown makes balloon animals out of condoms for children.
September 9, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Jennifer Wilbanks spotted purchasing running shoes and a wedding dress.
September 9, 2008 at 2:24 PM
Heather Mills to marry Michael Jackson. Wants to prove she's not a gold digger or is it have access to the rights of the Beatles' songs.
September 9, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Boise: A sharpened potato, burnt crispy on a stick was the weapon of choice for a robber seeking condoms from a local convienence store.
September 9, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Man armed with box cutter and foul body odor holds Staples employees hostage in the store while making himself a paper mache home.
September 9, 2008 at 3:40 PM
Mutilated potato solves case in Boise condom robbery. Micky-T arrested for having weapons of mashed destruction.
September 9, 2008 at 3:48 PM
Knight: LMAO that could be a winner! Good one!
September 9, 2008 at 3:57 PM
Las Vegas: A masked man carrying a machete and speaking with an outrageous French accent stormed into music store and demanded every single copy of every Celine Dion CDs and DVDs.
September 9, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Weapons of Mashed Destruction!!
LMAO
September 9, 2008 at 8:48 PM
In Sydney a man walked into a store armed with a wombat and a knife (this is a knife) and left with a case of Foster's. Which is Australian for headache.
September 9, 2008 at 8:50 PM