She's not ugly as sin she's "I just ain't drunk enough yet" kinda purty.
The guy's not a dickhead he's a TAB A Cranium.
She doesn't have Crabs she has Mini crustaceans.
Oh and those Appalachian Americans aren't toothless wonders they are dentally suitable for risk free fellatio.
May 12, 2008 at 9:15 PM
Anonymous said...
lmao... I can't even come up with anything except. She's not short.. She's vertically challenged Or for a fan of britney S when she's flashing getting out of her car. Instead of saying you can see she is not wearing underwear... It should be "You can see her verticle smile tonight"
Horizontally Accessible and Overly Caucasion just slayed me. The blond thing too.
Funny!
Jen
May 15, 2008 at 2:31 AM
[Image] Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America; Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' -- She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' -- She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' -- She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' -- She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5. She does not 'NAG' you -- She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE !' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' -- She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' -- He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -- He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' -- He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.' 4. He is not 'BALDING' -- He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.' 5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL A$$' -- He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' What other PC terms can you come up with? -As American as Apple Pie
posted by As American as Apple Pie at 11:30 AM on May 12, 2008
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Brilliant!
She is not a 'PRUDE', she is 'SEXUALLY REPRESSED'.
May 12, 2008 at 11:51 AM
It's not that he doesn't listen, answer or thow out empty containers. He is an energy conservationist.
She doesn't have a fat ass. She has a built for comfort padded seating area.
She's not a bitch. She is pleasant personality challenged.
May 12, 2008 at 12:03 PM
Hes not a cheap bastard
Hes a fiscally retentive orphan
May 12, 2008 at 12:05 PM
He isn't a male chauvinist pig. He is an anal orifice.
May 12, 2008 at 12:07 PM
He's not a 'No good bum' He's a 'poorly conditioned and address challenged'
She's not a 'MILF' she's a 'Priorly reproductive prospective conjugation object'
May 12, 2008 at 12:11 PM
She's not a 'Gold Digger' she's a 'Heather Mills'
May 12, 2008 at 12:17 PM
She's not a 'Old Battle Axe' she's a 'Aged Cranium and Torso Seperating Instrument'
May 12, 2008 at 12:29 PM
I used to be an Appalachian American.
May 12, 2008 at 12:58 PM
These are great!! Keep em coming.
May 12, 2008 at 1:20 PM
Doc--Love the MILF!
May 12, 2008 at 1:21 PM
He's not a shit eating bastard,
he's a waste consumer manager
or a fecal flow regulator.
It's not a clusterfuck,
it's, the war in Iraq.
May 12, 2008 at 1:31 PM
Doc--Love the MILF!
You would... go figure LOL!
May 12, 2008 at 1:31 PM
He's not 'cheating scum' he is 'an overhugging pond dweller'
May 12, 2008 at 2:49 PM
She's not a 'Barfly' she is a 'Consumption opportunist'
May 12, 2008 at 2:54 PM
It's not a soul sucking daily grind of a job, It's a socially acceptable means for monetary gain.
May 12, 2008 at 3:02 PM
it's not doggie style, it's canine impersonatus coitus.
May 12, 2008 at 3:06 PM
I'm laughing so hard I don't know if I can come up with any...
He's not a drunk...
he's just self medicated.
She's not a bitch...
she's just an overly outspoken orater.
May 12, 2008 at 3:09 PM
I'm Canadian.. you can call me babe as much as you want ;)
May 12, 2008 at 3:14 PM
She's not a hoochie, she has fabric allergy.
May 12, 2008 at 3:17 PM
She's not 'jailbait' she is just a 'pre-ripend mandatory sentence'
May 12, 2008 at 3:21 PM
I'm Canadian.. you can call me babe as much as you want ;)
I already do.... Babe ;-)
May 12, 2008 at 3:21 PM
*giggle*
May 12, 2008 at 3:22 PM
He's not a man whore, he is an equal opportunity fornicator.
May 12, 2008 at 3:23 PM
He doesn't have a 'wandering eye' he just is suffering from 'ocular ADD'
May 12, 2008 at 3:24 PM
He's not vain, he's Simon Cowell!
May 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
He's not vain, he's Simon Cowell!
May 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
oops...
May 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
He/She's not lying like a 'steaming pile of buffalo dung' he/she's a 'politician'
May 12, 2008 at 3:26 PM
Ok, the wandering eye & man whore are my favs.
You guys have me rolling on the floor over here!
May 12, 2008 at 3:31 PM
She doesn't have a 'STD' she is suffering from a 'post encounter cootie-itus'
May 12, 2008 at 3:31 PM
She's not butt ugly, she bears an anal resemblance.
They aren't four eyed freaks, they are quadrupley bespectacled non-conformists.
May 12, 2008 at 3:35 PM
He doesn't masturbate, he has an affinity for tube socks.
May 12, 2008 at 3:36 PM
He isn't a plumber, he has "rear-cleavage".
May 12, 2008 at 3:41 PM
Californias are now Quakers
it's not shit for brains, its fecal cranium contents
he's not a flasher, he's a penis protruder and she would be someone who let the cat out of the bag.
May 12, 2008 at 3:43 PM
he's not masturbating, he's a palm piolt.
May 12, 2008 at 3:44 PM
He's not a 'Dead-beat Dad' he is a 'Financially uncooperative Paternal figure'
May 12, 2008 at 4:04 PM
He is not a 'BAD DANCER' -- He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
And so am I. So am I.
May 12, 2008 at 5:24 PM
He diesn't have a fat gut and a small penis, he just has his body bulk awkwardly arranged.
May 12, 2008 at 6:42 PM
Love the Palm Pilot!!! You're killing me!
May 12, 2008 at 7:38 PM
ROFL, I use Overly Caucasian all the time!!!
May 12, 2008 at 7:45 PM
It's not junk in the trunk, it's excessive baggage in the rear compartment.
It's not oral sex, it's non-verbal cum-munications
May 12, 2008 at 7:58 PM
It's not a man after a sex change, it's a non-native breasted individual.
May 12, 2008 at 9:06 PM
She's not ugly as sin she's "I just ain't drunk enough yet" kinda purty.
The guy's not a dickhead he's a TAB A Cranium.
She doesn't have Crabs she has Mini crustaceans.
Oh and those Appalachian Americans aren't toothless wonders they are dentally suitable for risk free fellatio.
May 12, 2008 at 9:15 PM
lmao... I can't even come up with anything except.
She's not short.. She's vertically challenged
Or for a fan of britney S when she's flashing getting out of her car. Instead of saying you can see she is not wearing underwear... It should be "You can see her verticle smile tonight"
May 13, 2008 at 2:02 AM
LU! "It's not a soul sucking daily grind of a job, It's a socially acceptable means for monetary gain."
This is my job exactly!!!!!
May 13, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Horizontally Accessible and Overly Caucasion just slayed me. The blond thing too.
Funny!
Jen
May 15, 2008 at 2:31 AM