In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban thos super ugly looking mammoth bug-eye Jackie-O style sunglasses
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress, the Senate has also decided to ban bikinis on really old women whose skin sags cover the material.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban cross dressing by men unless they first shave their legs.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban senior citizen couples from dressing in matching outfits.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Doc from wearing nothing but hot pink Crocs and feather boas.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban...wearing of yarmulkes by non Jewish men in order to cover their bald spot.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Florida State Seminoles tatoos. Whoops! hee hee
March 18, 2008 at 3:05 PM
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the State Senate has also decided to ban: The BIG t-top also known as that much too large ass wearing a thong and low wasted pants; hurl!
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban people from wearing NY Yankees jackets to NASCAR races.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban ALL clothing for the female South Beach roller- bladers. (I can dream can't I?)
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban the Morman boys from wearing the same white button down shirt, same blue tie and blue plants, and same bikes.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban comb-overs & mullets and other bad hair ideas.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban ...high-waisted pants. If you have a muffin top, don't try to cover it up, you just look bloated or pregnant.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban the wearing of daisy dukes, cowboy boots, and tube tops by the transvestites of Florida, kinky boots, however, are still perfectly acceptable with a matching feather boa!
March 18, 2008 at 4:32 PM
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In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban lime green, bright yellow or peach colored pants.
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban boobtubes. They are so behind in the fashion, they don't realise they were already banned in the 70's.
March 19, 2008 at 4:17 AM
[Image]For this weeks Tuesday word game we head to the world of clothing fashion. Well sort of anyway. It seems that the Florida State legislature has an issue with droopy pants. According to this article the State Senate wants to suspend students for wearing "droopy britches." Since they are sticking their noses into the world of fashion (as if falling down pants is the biggest problem facing the State of Florida) I figured they might also go further.... For today's word game please fill in the blank in the following news article with another fashion trend the Florida legislature should seek to ban. The best answer of course wins a Peach!
TALLAHASSEE, Florida (Reuters) - The Florida Senate wants public school students to pull up their pants. Lawmakers passed a bill Thursday that could mean suspensions for students with droopy britches. Florida could join several southern U.S. towns and cities that have passed "saggy pants" laws aimed at outlawing what some teenagers consider a fashion statement -- wearing pants half way down their buttocks, exposing flesh or underwear. In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban _____________________. -Doc
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Close this window Jump to comment formIn another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Crockett's outfit but not Tubbs'.
March 18, 2008 at 12:54 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Mu-Mus and black socks with sandals.
March 18, 2008 at 12:57 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban thos super ugly looking mammoth bug-eye Jackie-O style sunglasses
March 18, 2008 at 12:59 PM
I forgot to add the "also known as Majong Wear" to the end of my suggestion.
Good Luck Jahooni. This might be your week.
March 18, 2008 at 12:59 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress, the Senate has also decided to ban bikinis on really old women whose skin sags cover the material.
March 18, 2008 at 1:25 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban cross dressing by men unless they first shave their legs.
March 18, 2008 at 1:40 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban senior citizen couples from dressing in matching outfits.
March 18, 2008 at 1:41 PM
LOL !!
March 18, 2008 at 1:51 PM
senior citizen couples from dressing in matching outfits
LMAO!
March 18, 2008 at 2:08 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Doc from wearing nothing but hot pink Crocs and feather boas.
March 18, 2008 at 2:09 PM
"... senior citizen couples from dressing in matching outfits."
*golf clap*
ROFL
I don't know if I should bother after Dana's senior citizen comment. That was freaking hilarious.
March 18, 2008 at 2:13 PM
"In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban muffin tops and plumber's cracks.
March 18, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Lee Hann's answer ain't gonna win
March 18, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Don't be a hater Doc :p
But I agree with Jay, it's going to be hard to top Dana! (her answer I mean, pervs!)
March 18, 2008 at 2:26 PM
Wait!! There must be someone out there willing to top me ... not my answer *giggle*
March 18, 2008 at 2:29 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban...wearing of yarmulkes by non Jewish men in order to cover their bald spot.
March 18, 2008 at 2:32 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban undergarments.
Problem solved.
March 18, 2008 at 2:54 PM
Knight might be onto something there...
March 18, 2008 at 2:55 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Florida State Seminoles tatoos. Whoops! hee hee
March 18, 2008 at 3:05 PM
the State Senate has also decided to ban: The BIG t-top also known as that much too large ass wearing a thong and low wasted pants; hurl!
March 18, 2008 at 3:08 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban people from wearing NY Yankees jackets to NASCAR races.
March 18, 2008 at 3:20 PM
Ouch. touche, Doc.
March 18, 2008 at 3:29 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban ALL clothing for the female South Beach roller- bladers. (I can dream can't I?)
March 18, 2008 at 3:32 PM
Doc, please tell me that was a percautionary tale and that Mountain Cat didn't actually wear a NY Yankees jacket to a NASCAR race. Please???
March 18, 2008 at 3:33 PM
I wish I could Dana... I wish I could.
March 18, 2008 at 3:42 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban the Morman boys from wearing the same white button down shirt, same blue tie and blue plants, and same bikes.
March 18, 2008 at 4:07 PM
Dana, Hell yeah I wore my Yankee jacket at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. I had to emote my swagger!
March 18, 2008 at 4:13 PM
Mountain Cat, did Doc actually acknowledge that you were there with him?? I'm thinking NOT!
March 18, 2008 at 4:17 PM
Well Doc wore his overalls and straw hat to Yankee Stadium once. LOL.
March 18, 2008 at 4:19 PM
oops, i meant pants.. not plants, lordy. i give up! Happy Tuesday everyone ;)~
March 18, 2008 at 4:26 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban comb-overs & mullets and other bad hair ideas.
March 18, 2008 at 4:27 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban ...high-waisted pants. If you have a muffin top, don't try to cover it up, you just look bloated or pregnant.
March 18, 2008 at 4:29 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban
the wearing of daisy dukes, cowboy boots, and tube tops by the transvestites of Florida, kinky boots, however, are still perfectly acceptable with a matching feather boa!
March 18, 2008 at 4:32 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban lime green, bright yellow or peach colored pants.
March 18, 2008 at 4:34 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban Hooter's Tees and track shorts!
Hard to top Dana's. Dut I did like Mt. Cat's reference to Crocket and Tubbs!
March 18, 2008 at 6:38 PM
In another move aimed at controlling the way it's citizen's dress the state Senate has also decided to ban boobtubes. They are so behind in the fashion, they don't realise they were already banned in the 70's.
March 19, 2008 at 4:17 AM