Google seems to be obsessed, also, with calling things gay which can neither be happy nor possess any gender. Perhaps it means these things are joyful. I will re-read with that interpretation in mind.
So I was Googling, right? And the autocomplete was on. I was like "Dungeons and Dragons is" and my computer went ahead and finished my sentence... [Image]...and I was like, huh, wouldja look at that.
(click to enlarge these, naturally)
Well Internet what do you think of...the devil? [Image]It would appear my computer thinks D&D is worse than the devil.
Hmmm. What about, say.......George Lucas...?[Image]So, wait a second, internet, the artist responsible for your four favorite movies (Four? Yes. Have you seen THX 1138? I think you'd like it.) is a hack?
What about...dwarves? [Image]Holy fuck! Tell me more, weird machine![Image]Well, that's certainly a...lot...of opinions you have there on D&D. What about other games?[Image]Well Internet, you sure like Shadowrun. (Though you're so vain you probably think it's about you.) And it's nice how Vampire got off with "Vampire the Masquerade is a role-playing game". Probably the nicest thing I've ever heard you say about it.
What else is on your mind, Internet?[Image]I didn't realize there were so many Canadians. Though I did know alligators were unfriendly. What do you think of crocodiles?[Image]O.......K........ Got anything else to say?[Image]My bicycle and Hitler? I think you're just saying shit to fuck with me. Is there anything you just have a straightforward opinion about? I mean, besides Shadowrun?[Image]To be honest I haven't seen the new one and can't remember the last one too well--I don't like looking at guys' nipples.
Anyway, what I want to know is: how did you get so fucked up?[Image]Well....yeah....but, still, that seems a bit uncharitable--I mean, what makes you think you know so much?[Image]
"Vox Google-y Eye"
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Yes. He is a hack.
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November 11, 2011 at 6:28 PM
LET'S ALL FIGHT ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET! YAY!
November 11, 2011 at 6:29 PM
I must admit that I laughed.
2 Things
1) I believe "op" stands for "overpowered". I had to think about that for a minute. Maybe all you OSR guys knew that instinctively, though.
2) I like how Rogue Trader stumped it.
November 11, 2011 at 7:33 PM
Yeah, Google is full of weird stuff. You can spend all day finding stuff like this (I find Star Trek names to be funny).
The best ones to search for, is:
"anagram"
"recursion"
"askew"
"do a barrel roll"
November 11, 2011 at 8:22 PM
If this is the first glimmering of the 'singularity' (machine intelligence), then I am scared and we are screwed. Time for a drink...
November 11, 2011 at 10:09 PM
Oh, I love that 'askew' one! XD
November 12, 2011 at 12:07 AM
The last one is the best... and so true...
November 12, 2011 at 4:13 AM
The Oracle has spoken. Please leave your offerings at the entrance of the cave.
November 12, 2011 at 5:03 AM
Ha ha ha. "Google-y Eye".
November 12, 2011 at 5:36 AM
Google seems to be obsessed, also, with calling things gay which can neither be happy nor possess any gender. Perhaps it means these things are joyful. I will re-read with that interpretation in mind.
November 12, 2011 at 1:51 PM
"Rifts is crazy"
Only thing it needed to say about it, really.
November 26, 2011 at 11:54 AM