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[Image] -David's stories about D&D on the tour bus with GWAR reveal that Oderus Ungus is exactly the kind of GM you think he is.

-A dedicated ranger in a well-stocked kitchen can cook d4 of these meals by rolling under her level on a d20.

-These…
[Image]  …come in handy when the hag turns half the party into little kids.

-The Cymric Dirk allows you to learn a new fact about your enemy each time you stab them.

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-If you want a unicorn you have to ask where the unicorns are.

-If you want a dinosaur, you have to leave the dungeon.

-Cataloguing all the plants in the Garden of the Bone Sorcerer would take 10 years.

-You can turn white leopard orchid zombies.

-You can play a cleric for 5 years and never turn anything and still get all the way to level 15 .

-The Marilith is neither dead nor impressed with you.

-The Bone Sorcerer has, in addition to copies of the 2nd and 7th Codexes of Demogorgon, a large collection of art from the north in his laboratory:
[Image] Pope Xynreich IV of Vornheim by Nosthrik Shard
[Image] Allegory of the Hand and Claw by Othriven of the Wasp Places
[Image] The Preparer of Spectacles by Nosthrik Shard [Image] Telelelian War Council by Grahmes Nothings
[Image] Unknown work of the School of Osc Lithicum
[Image] The Puzzling of Voivodja by Clovvis Harrald
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