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"All Disturbing Animals"

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Blogger G. B. Veras said...

Maybe you missed crustaceans like crabs, lobsters and shrimps?

May 27, 2017 at 2:06 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

nah i left them out because they're not scary

May 27, 2017 at 2:25 PM

Blogger scrap princess said...

Flightless birds like rhea, cassowary or ostrich.
Baboons/mandrills (though chimp is close enough)

May 27, 2017 at 3:39 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

Flightless birds are, like hippos, rl scary but not movie scary. At least so far.

Baboons and Mandrils probably need their own stats between chimp and gorilla...

May 27, 2017 at 3:42 PM

Blogger G. B. Veras said...

Even the shoe horse crab?

May 27, 2017 at 3:50 PM

Blogger G. B. Veras said...

Also... Under insects you put spiders, beetles, centipedes and the like?

May 27, 2017 at 3:53 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

horse shoe crabs are gross, but not...sinister?

idk. I'm having a hard time picturing it.

Insects include all that stuff bc they have the same stats.

May 27, 2017 at 3:56 PM

Blogger G. B. Veras said...

Ok. I think the list is complete than... Just one more question.

Abyssal fishies can go under shark?

May 27, 2017 at 4:03 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

which are you thinking of? the ones i can think of aren't shark-level dangerous, just ugly

May 27, 2017 at 4:05 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

though i did add some poisonous fish and scorpions

May 27, 2017 at 4:21 PM

Blogger G. B. Veras said...

I thought viperfish and anglerfish... Now I remembered piranha too.

May 27, 2017 at 5:01 PM

Blogger Adam Scholtes said...

Japanese Spider Crab?

May 27, 2017 at 5:41 PM

Blogger scrap princess said...

Flightless bird just seems like a good baseline animal to have stat wise; like fast, unpredictable , has knife legs but potentially not as solid as a wolf or jaguar.
also chimps are a lot stronger than your average monkey, like stronger than most people.
Also did you ever read about that famous chimp that flipped out one day and ate a ladys face and the E.R staff were offered counselling because the injuries were so horrific?

May 28, 2017 at 2:03 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

Bulls can inspire unnerving imagery, and Bisons are supposedly horror beasts in eastern european folklore.

May 28, 2017 at 4:37 AM

Blogger G. B. Veras said...

I agree with scrap princess... Simians are a lot stronger than any monkey. Mandrill is the largest monkey and weight only 70 lbs yet chimps weight 110 lbs. In truth, all simians weight over 100 lbs.

We simians are giants in the animal world although we don't realize this sometimes.

May 28, 2017 at 6:32 AM

Blogger Enzo said...

I read somewhere that a male swan can really hurt you, breaking bones even by hitting with their wings...

May 28, 2017 at 9:18 AM

Blogger Enzo said...

I read somewhere that a male swan can really hurt you, breaking bones even by hitting with their wings...

May 28, 2017 at 9:18 AM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

Yeah I should make chimps stronger.

I'm going with 2 Toughness though (human strength). They're stronger by body weight, but weigh less

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2017/05/24/the_cbo_says_23_million_fewer_americans_will_have_insurance_under_the_ahca.html

May 28, 2017 at 9:40 AM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

Not scary

May 28, 2017 at 9:40 AM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

Not scary

May 28, 2017 at 9:40 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

I can't change your mind, but I'm confident that some movie/series/book will eventually show you that you're missing out on the horror potential of bovines

May 28, 2017 at 11:13 AM

Blogger scrap princess said...

I looked that up after this post but they can't. There has been drownings though where a sawn has knocked someone out of boat and prevented them from getting to shore

May 28, 2017 at 11:44 AM

Blogger scrap princess said...

I figured you'd say that about whales in general , but sperm whales look weird as shit to me so I said that type in particular. Consider as a baseline "super big underwater creature" then

May 28, 2017 at 11:47 AM

Blogger G. B. Veras said...

"There is no cow level."

May 28, 2017 at 1:11 PM

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