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"A Vital D&DoLogical Question"

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Blogger Jeff Rients said...

Finn. Always go with the dude wearing the stupid hat.

April 5, 2012 at 3:02 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

Ah, but Finn can _become_ the stupid hat! What then, RIENTS?

April 5, 2012 at 3:03 PM

Blogger Jason said...

Oh math, this is a tough one.

April 5, 2012 at 3:04 PM

Blogger Doug Easterly said...

Jake, definitely. Why?

1) He's voiced by Bender.
2) More importantly, I prefer the plucky but less generic sidekick. Ookla over Thundarr, Chewy over Han, Kato over Green Hornet. Jake gets to slack on heroing, do stupid stuff (not stupid-heroic, just stupid), and have to be reminded of heroism by Finn.
3) At the same time, he gets to have a bit of a boring, sedate life. He has a stable relationship with Rainicorn, knows his parents, and knows that he likes the occasional belly rub.

Really, the question is more about how to rank Beemo.

April 5, 2012 at 3:04 PM

Blogger Giordanisti said...

Finn. Let's list the reasons:
- Finn is a hero, in the very-definable sense. He lives to help folks out in the most awesome way possible.
- Finn is active, pro-active, and re-active where Jake is often lazy.
- Finn doesn't let his lack of intelligence slow him down: he's the everyman!
- Finn needs no magic powers to succeed!
- Finn's relationships with women are adorable (read Marceline and Flame Princess)
- Finn uses a sword, which have been empirically proven to be greater than all other weapons.
- Finn has rad character development. And is soul-searchy sometimes.
- Awesome hat.
- He's a tough-tooting baby that can dance like a man. He can shake-a his booty, he can shake-a his can.
- Sings in auto-tune.
The end.

April 5, 2012 at 3:07 PM

Blogger Arkhein said...

Jake. He plays the viola. Enough said.

- Ark

April 5, 2012 at 3:13 PM

Blogger Pekka said...

Finn. He's imaginative and brave.
I don't usually like LG types but Jake's too passive and distracted.

From all the characters I'd pick Marceline. She's totally math.

April 5, 2012 at 3:17 PM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

Well that is an entirely different and less Safe For Work discussion:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcbbm1Xjb1r52j12o1_500.jpg

April 5, 2012 at 3:27 PM

Blogger NaldoDrinan said...

Finn, as he is basically my ten year old self. And I love myself.

April 5, 2012 at 3:51 PM

Blogger Dead Horse said...

Finn, asspiring hero. Honor and justice are his bread and butter. Alas poor Jake has shown more then once that with out Finn's shineing influnce he will sink into less than heroic actions.

April 5, 2012 at 4:03 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Whichever one's the dog. Dogs are wise.

April 5, 2012 at 4:07 PM

Blogger Fumers said...

Werewolf Queen, it's always Werewolf Queen

April 5, 2012 at 4:18 PM

Blogger Dungeon Smash said...

marceline is every girl i had a crush on 9th - 11th grade

April 5, 2012 at 4:53 PM

Blogger David Pretty said...

Every good group needs a "kick down the door" / "treat the hornet's nest like a piƱata" type like Finn. Alas, I am not that type. GO TEAM JAKE!

April 5, 2012 at 4:58 PM

Blogger scrap princess said...

I'm just going to be difficult and say Fiona.
Cause she has great hair

April 5, 2012 at 5:10 PM

Blogger koboldstyle said...

Oh God oh God TOTALLY

April 5, 2012 at 5:33 PM

Blogger Allandaros said...

Meanwhile, I will endorse kicking down fucking doors and following Ideas With No Failure Modes (tm). Finn!

April 5, 2012 at 5:49 PM

Blogger Loquacious said...

9 tabs of acid say Jake. (that is what we decided this show was made on)

April 5, 2012 at 5:55 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

I would as soon separate the atoms that constitute my very existence as try and place one before the other. They are as Yin is to Yang.

A Finn without a Jake is like a dreamcatcher without a feather.

A Jake without a Finn is a rainbow wasted on the blind.

April 5, 2012 at 6:09 PM

Blogger Erik Jensen said...

Forced to choose, I'll go with Jake just for the wonder of the shapeshifting. But I think Booberry's right - the important thing in 'Adventure Time' is neither Finn nor Jake, but FinnAndJake, the friendship between them, and their teamwork in taking on adventures.

April 5, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Blogger Nicklongshanks said...

Finn. Jake's awesome, but I just like Finn's kick assery.

April 5, 2012 at 6:18 PM

Blogger Hakdov said...

Jake, because Jake is a righteous dude.

April 5, 2012 at 6:35 PM

Blogger mordicai said...

In true DnD tradition, I feel I can give my honest answer: I really really really liked the pilot, but the [strike]new edition[/strike] actual show isn't my cup of tea.

April 5, 2012 at 7:08 PM

Blogger Timothy S. Brannan said...

What the Glob?

Finn. He is a young paladin who never goes against his alignment.

April 5, 2012 at 7:25 PM

Blogger kesher said...

"Finn. He is a young paladin who never goes against his alignment.

...and that is the best answer given so far.

Says I.

April 5, 2012 at 7:29 PM

Blogger Allandaros said...

Also a note:

Finn hangs out with Flame Princesses. This is clearly a vital component of D&D.

April 5, 2012 at 7:40 PM

Blogger Cole said...

it really is good hair isn't it?

April 5, 2012 at 8:39 PM

Blogger huth said...

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday, my friend. Peace.

April 5, 2012 at 9:06 PM

Blogger huth said...

Aaaand...

April 5, 2012 at 9:08 PM

Blogger huth said...

ALSO

April 5, 2012 at 9:29 PM

Blogger Jayson said...

Even against unaligned worms.

Then again.

Jake has the favor of the Party God.

April 5, 2012 at 11:31 PM

Blogger Ben A. said...

Man, I would have to go for Finn. Dude's just more excited for adventure.
I am somehow reminded of an interview in which a writer of the show lamented his now diminished time available to play dnd, but that writing the show was sorta playing dnd, so it was all alright.
Also, did you guys knew Pen Ward plays dnd with the DM of Dungeon Majesty? I did not know that.

April 6, 2012 at 4:59 AM

Blogger Malcadon said...

I second that! Plus, she has a cool sword!

April 6, 2012 at 5:34 AM

Blogger Malcadon said...

Oh hell yeah! And the show is far from overt about her and P.B. Beyond that song, I'm Just Your Problem, there are some racy art made by the studio, that shows the "subtext" between them:
http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Marceline/Gallery#Artwork_by_Natasha_Allegri

Damn, I love that show! =D

April 6, 2012 at 5:47 AM

Blogger Taketoshi said...

Finn became my favorite forever when he said that he couldn't beat up the Ice King for no reason because it would be against his alignment.

April 6, 2012 at 9:58 AM

Blogger remial said...

Both. If you pick one the other will follow, because that is what Best Friends do for one another.

April 6, 2012 at 12:22 PM

Blogger Jonas said...

I don't know who these guys are, animated version of Vic and Blood? I choose to hide under rock.

April 6, 2012 at 12:41 PM

Blogger Theron said...

Jake - his grasp for tactics, agility, and wry commentary make him a role model for me.

April 6, 2012 at 1:52 PM

Blogger Unknown said...

Who are these guys? What is all this racket about? *google jake and finn* haha! This show is funny! Um...but now I have to choose? Um...I choose LSP! Because she can give you the Lumps on account of the ware-wolf rules...rwar...

April 6, 2012 at 2:08 PM

Blogger Elias Eight said...

(Mandy/Sasha as PB/Marceline = awesome)

I can't decide, but Jake seems a little bit too powerful, not really a level 1 character, is he?

While thinking about this, my mind wandered from 'Who?' to 'Where?' and I came up with this

April 6, 2012 at 2:24 PM

Blogger Ratpick said...

My vote goes to Finn. He's basically a Paladin without the Paladin's class abilities, and he's an epitome of how to play a realistic (if in a silly cartoony way) Lawful Good character.

He has good intentions and is guided by a strong code, but occasionally he makes mistakes. However, he doesn't dwell on his mistakes, but goes to great lengths to rectify them.

Oh, and I do believe this is my first post. I love this blog.

April 7, 2012 at 6:17 AM

Blogger Jack said...

Jake. He's thirteen, come on! Jake's like 30, it's weird. He's not so into the adventuring thing.

April 8, 2012 at 9:18 AM

Blogger gdbackus said...

huzzah!

April 8, 2012 at 5:43 PM

Blogger Doomsdave said...

Finn FTW, because....awesome.

April 9, 2012 at 1:49 AM

Blogger Rodrigo Garcia Carmona said...

You have a possible edition war here. Dogs and furry stuff are pretty popular with the young generations. At the same time, grognards won't accept a demihuman which is a dog, arguing that classic sword & sorcery doesn't use that trope. A hot topic...

The only solution is to choose Jake, but model him with race-as-class rules. I think.

April 10, 2012 at 1:35 AM

Blogger AbusePuppy said...

Super-truth.

April 10, 2012 at 6:16 AM

Blogger AbusePuppy said...

Jake would GM my game. Finn would be in it.

April 10, 2012 at 6:18 AM

Blogger Chuck P. said...

If I can't choose Lumpy Space Princess then it would have to be Jake if only because he came back for the music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2jcm0GR6oo

April 12, 2012 at 1:58 AM

Blogger Orion said...

Don't make me choose! They're two great tastes that taste great together!


okay...probably finn.

April 20, 2012 at 1:46 PM

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