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"Things That Happened Last Session & What They Imply I Should Figure Out Before Next Session"

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Blogger Tom said...

So basically you need to redo your goopolitical matrix?

January 7, 2011 at 11:54 PM

Blogger C'nor (Outermost_Toe) said...

Huh. Had I know this was a new ocean I wouldn't have made islands. Guess they were on a lake, and the defenses mentioned protected them.

Do you need help with any of these things, or is this simply campaign updates?

January 8, 2011 at 12:17 AM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

@C'nor

The bureau does function in your absence, 007.

Though I'm never one to turn down a good idea if you've got one.

January 8, 2011 at 1:15 AM

Blogger Seth S. said...

Goo often seems unusually sentient in d&d...

And it is always impressive on how fresh and exciting your setting can be. I wish mine could be weirder.

January 8, 2011 at 1:38 AM

Blogger C'nor (Outermost_Toe) said...

Oh, I'm well aware of that. Still it seems like there's an awful lot of work to do, just as far as the places now goo-covered go.


As such...

You never did describe this ocean of of glop. What color is it, what kind of consistency, etc.? I'm thinking it's a massive, temporarily comatose, beer ooze, but that might not work depending on what it looks like.

In any case, its effects can be reversed by the magical intervention of a Dome Brother, but this famous order lived in the Claw, making them a bit hard to find at the moment.

January 8, 2011 at 1:49 AM

Blogger C'nor (Outermost_Toe) said...

And the link for a beer ooze:

http://dungeonsndigressions.blogspot.com/2010/12/rusty-battleaxes-beer-ooze.html

January 8, 2011 at 1:53 AM

Blogger Feystar said...

I'm thinking the Angry Ettin may have a rune of return on the rudder (today's message was brought to you by the letter R), so that upon his command the ship will come home.

A skilled magic user could possibly cancel the run but would need to be in front of it and would therefore have a hinderance to the attempt, failing that they could destroy the rudder but that gives them a whole new problem.

Just my tuppence worth.

January 8, 2011 at 2:32 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I vote for magically mutagenic ooze... just because that has interesting options for all of those people who were trapped under it and have since become aboleths or mind flayers or something.

January 8, 2011 at 5:39 AM

Blogger Zzarchov said...

The ooze is actually the mother of all gelatinous cubes. It will rise from the ocean and wobble over the land, consuming all...

January 8, 2011 at 5:44 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

Hi, a few ideas.

For the Ghost ship:
A Runic stone compass, in an heavy box, carefully attached to the boat. Something special, old, with no north and south, but inward, outward, cold, hot, souls, nightmares, dreams, border, etc.. Remember the Jack Sparrow compass, it answer what you need, not relly what you want. Could solution problems likes water supplies running low.

If the ship is a ghost one, some part of it may be or maybe not present all the time. It could be necessary to have with you something that have been scavenged from the old crew to be linked.
The fun part is to make one player able to go everywhere, passing throught zones that doesnt exist anymore for others, opening ghost door that blocks the passage but could only be seen a night. Then let the others try to understand why he is different.

Now after this fun part that could have lighten the mood and make the player think that the ship is now their own, time make a substory for the journey. There is wood on a ship, and some good carpenters too. Characters have killed the crew again, the carpenters too. After a stormy night, and every body have heard the lightning strike. But nothing seems to have broken onboard. But weirds sounds of wood ripping on the next nights, and shadows seems to move. "There is something on board!!!!!!!". Choice, a carpenter ghost leaving cute wood doll to a player, in love or something like, or wood golem self sentient wanting to be the boat?

January 8, 2011 at 6:05 AM

Blogger Unknown said...

For the Goo:
Dragon dream material, after all, Dragons are big dreamers. Does nothing particular except for people and magic. People could sink in Dragon dreams. Nothing happen for the first time, but afetr 2-3, Dragons curiosity could send him try to search for "these dream creature".
Or a nice one is 1 character fall in it, 2 comes back. One has the anger, hot head components, one has the nice and calm one.

January 8, 2011 at 6:22 AM

Blogger Menace 3 Society said...

I think "the land is now covered with an immense coat of goo" should be an insert option on the potions miscibility table.

January 8, 2011 at 8:18 AM

Blogger Adamantyr said...

For some reason it reminds me of the "Ocean of Bubbly Goo" from the old Mercer Mayer children stories...

Of course, in that case, the ocean was sucked up by an enormous Typhoonigator... possible solution?

January 8, 2011 at 10:25 AM

Blogger huth said...

The radioactive goo is the primal constituent of an alien ecosystem, from a planet where no one has a respiratory or cardiopulmonary system. Instead, the goo absorbs light and nutrients and distributes it to the entities within. Familiar lifeforms within do not die; they exude their lungs into balloons through their mouths and their veins grow out of their skin into huge branches. The undergoo world resembles a great red forest, or with faster-growing and faster-mutating animals, a coral reef of flesh and bone.

January 9, 2011 at 12:51 AM

Blogger Zak Sabbath said...

@huth

beautiful

January 9, 2011 at 1:05 AM

Blogger velaran said...

@Zak S:
Is it gray? Could be an extrusion from a Sci-Fi world destroyed by nano-tech fukkup where a long-dormant portal generator has came online for unknown reasons, and there ya go: the junk is now flooding into your Mega-Dungeon. Maybe somebody could bond with it and become a goo-bot, extra points if it's evolving toward sentience. Alternatively, said Sc-Fi world is alive and well: they're just pumping and dumping their molecularly altered garbage somewhere random, hoping the problem will go away/not caring.

Love this!

January 9, 2011 at 8:25 AM

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