To get stabbed in the yard by a knife Would be payback for Ron and his wife But the easy way out Leaves me with no doubt A worse punishment's 20 to life
Mon Oct 06, 02:20:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...
Ed,
What is this recent obsession With all the poetic expression, Of casting aspersions And Aiken's perversions And Orenthal's violent aggression?
Mon Oct 06, 03:17:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...
A good citizen that he is not, For the people he kidnapped and shot, He's going to prison, On the jury's decision, Be sure that he'll sleep on a cot.
In prison he might not survive, Just when he begins to arrive, People might jump, This bad piece of dump, Of food he might be deprived.
To jump is to fight by the way, Or that is what kids these days say, So if you don't know, This brand new lingo, A visit to school you might pay.
Mon Oct 06, 04:34:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...
Sorry to break the whole limerick mood and stuff but Ed as you might know, I'm quite the fan of your "Whats in Ed's cd player this week" and you havent informed us of your latest musical phase in awile. If you have anything you don't want to share about your taste in music, please tell us so we can ridicule you for a change.
Mon Oct 06, 06:54:00 PM CDT
Anonymous said...
I'll get right on that Carlos. Expect a post later today.
Tue Oct 07, 07:01:00 AM CDT
[Image]In case you are clueless about what's going on in the world, OJ Simpson was found guilty on all counts regarding his armed kidnapping of some people in a hotel room in Las Vegas. The guilty verdict came on the 13th anniversary to the day, of his acquittal of double murder in Los Angeles. Though Juice deserves a capital punishment for that previous double-murder, he'll probably spend most of the rest of his life in prison for the lesser kidnapping charges in this crime spree. Since we won't be hearing much from Juice for a few years, I thought a send-off limerick was in order....
Two people were murdered by Juice But the jury had set him a'loose Thirteen years to the day Now, finally he'll pay He should dance at the end of a noose
In Vegas he played his last card His buddy will now be the guard Though charming he wasn't Let's hope that he doesn't Get shived by a dude in the yard
If you can write a limerick reflecting your thoughts on OJ, let's see 'em in the comments thread.
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Close this window Jump to comment formTo get stabbed in the yard by a knife
Would be payback for Ron and his wife
But the easy way out
Leaves me with no doubt
A worse punishment's 20 to life
Mon Oct 06, 02:20:00 PM CDT
Ed,
What is this recent obsession
With all the poetic expression,
Of casting aspersions
And Aiken's perversions
And Orenthal's violent aggression?
Mon Oct 06, 03:17:00 PM CDT
A good citizen that he is not,
For the people he kidnapped and shot,
He's going to prison,
On the jury's decision,
Be sure that he'll sleep on a cot.
In prison he might not survive,
Just when he begins to arrive,
People might jump,
This bad piece of dump,
Of food he might be deprived.
To jump is to fight by the way,
Or that is what kids these days say,
So if you don't know,
This brand new lingo,
A visit to school you might pay.
Mon Oct 06, 04:34:00 PM CDT
Sorry to break the whole limerick mood and stuff but Ed as you might know, I'm quite the fan of your "Whats in Ed's cd player this week" and you havent informed us of your latest musical phase in awile. If you have anything you don't want to share about your taste in music, please tell us so we can ridicule you for a change.
Mon Oct 06, 06:54:00 PM CDT
I'll get right on that Carlos. Expect a post later today.
Tue Oct 07, 07:01:00 AM CDT