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Copied/Pasted this list of Uber-Macho Fighter names, suitable(?) for NPCs, Henchmen, even your next PC, and made a Random Table of it. View the MST3K clip here.
(d50)
Slab Bulkhead *
Fridge Largemeat *
Punt Speedchunk *
Butch Deadlift *
Bold Bigflank *
Splint Chesthair *
Flint Ironstag *
Bolt Vanderhuge *
Thick McRunfast *
Blast Hardcheese *
Buff Drinklots *
Crunch Slamchest *
Fist Rockbone *
Stump Beefknob *
Smash Lampjaw *
Punch Rockgroin *
Buck
Plankchest *
Stump Junkman *
Dirk Hardpec *
Rip Steakface *
Slate
Slabrock *
Crud Bonemeal *
Brick Hardmeat *
Rip Slagcheek *
Punch
Sideiron *
Gristle McThornbody *
Slate Fistcrunch *
Buff Hardback *
Bob
Johnson (oh, wait…) *
Blast Thickneck *
Crunch Buttsteak *
Slab
Squatthrust *
Lump Beefbroth *
Touch Rustrod *
Beef Blastbody *
Big
McLargehuge *
Smoke Manmuscle *
Beat Punchmeat *
Hack Blowfist *
Roll
Fizzlebeef *
Ragnar Rokbottom
Leif Longbottom
Leif Garrotte
Danger D. Danger
Tank Blackmoor
Stiff Polearm
Flabby Thunderbuns
Thorvald McMaynerberry
Bjorn Redeye
Goliath Oakennutts
For easier Random Rolling, I rounded out the list to an even 50 entries, adding #s 41-49 in an apparently Viking-influenced fit of giggling free association. Entry #50 was the name of a favorite Character of mine, one of the last of the Clan of Chainsmoking Dwarves, sadly departed, and undoubtedly hollering his signature catchphrase, "Heapin' Gobs of it, Laddie!" on the entrail-strewn battlefields of Valhalla. We hardly knew ye, Goliath.
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Close this window Jump to comment formSold! Best list of names ever!
November 20, 2013 at 2:47 PM