[Image]TransGriot Note: I know I said a few days ago that the 'Hate on Haters' post would be the last time I wasted bandwidth on these WWBT clowns. But it has come to my attention that one of my WWBT haters went nuclear in their 'Attack Monica' campaign on her blog. Since I'm not even going to respond to her diatribe, I was inspired this morning to do one of my infamous song rewrites about this situation.
They Hate Moni Sung to the tune of 'They Want Money' by Kool Moe Dee
I'm thrivin' They’re hating on me All the so called WWBT’s While I’m kicking knowledge They rant incessantly And incoherently No need to deny to me You latte-drinking heifers don't like Moni While screamin' and yellin' like crazed banshees No I ain't got no time for you tricksters But slide your number And I might chat with ya You calling me racist You shouldn't of said that You played yourself And I know where your heads at Jealous of you don't make me laugh You tramps all want my autograph Or wanna be me so bad maybe But I ain't sweating you so-called ladies Forget all the silly rumors you heard Here's the deal so spread the word
Yo, I’m laughin’ at you girlfriend Yo, More woman than you are Yo, Proud of my history The WWBT’s Naw, they hate Moni
And I can see 'em a mile away And when they act up I just smile and say Back up off me Smell the coffee Keep screamin' and plottin' You mental softies
Watchin' you fume from the second I diss ya Hear racist bile in your careless whispers I know the game it's old and lame Peeps respect my name and it drives you insane I’m livin’ life and that pisses you off, hon You’re home alone while I’m having fun WWBT’s are whacked, yeah I said that It ain't fiction it's a plain fact Intellectually hanging with me come on Your brains are already too far gone I’ve got style I’ve got class You WWBT’s are nothin’ but crass
Yo, I’m laughing at you girlfriend Yo, More woman than you are Yo, Proud of my history The WWBT’s Naw, they hate Moni
The WWBT crew I'm givin' them fits ‘Cause this transsistah is mad legit I don’t sell woof tickets or take no shh.. Whatever I post it’s getting hits So listen ladies and take the hint I’m not an intellectual wimp Oops, got an interview be back in a flash Is that your dentures I’m hearing gnash? Tired of wasting precious bandwidth Admit you’re bitter and deal with it So they wanna hate on The media master Keep proving my points You’re social disasters Neocoochie? Don’t care if you have one Sorry that nothing’s happening In your bedrooms to make you grin You girls keep trying to crash my party One day you might become somebody
Yo, I’m laughing at you girlfriend Yo, More woman than you are Yo, Proud of my history The WWBT’s Naw, they hate Moni
posted by Monica Roberts at 9:45 AM on Mar 18, 2008
"They Hate Moni"
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So, which one of those brainless farkheaded BbT's has the blog?
Got the claws ready, I feel like clubbing some baby seals.
1:47 PM
Get thee behind me WWBT's.
Poof, your ignorant comments are gone.
7:19 AM