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[Image] Well, well, well.  Mark Burns, the same 'Pastor' Mark Burns who closed out the first night of the 2016 RNC National Convention with the hate prayer and who is one of Donald Trump's most high profile kneegrow surrogates, got caught lying big time on national TV the other day.

As I enjoyed the schadenfreude laden situation, the classic Alexander O'Neal's classic song 'Fake' popped in my head, and this song is crying out for a makeover to lampoon his situation.

So here you go TransGriot readers, Y'all know the drill.  Find your fave music program and sing along with Moni's remixed lyrics.

Fake (Donald Trump Surrogate Version)
(Sung to the tune of 'Fake' by Alexander O'Neal)

Damn, he's lying on MSNBC tonight
Fellas (yeah)
We gonna talk about a Black guy who's fake
Can we clap our hands for that?
Come on

Markie, Markie
You're a Black conservative- hate when you prayOut shilling for Trump almost every dayYour bio's wrong - TV time is shortYou say, "My site was hacked" - while you're on the CNN studio floor
Whenever you're at a venue - I find out something new

(chorus)You're a fake, baby, - you can't conceal itKnow how I know - 'cause CNN revealed itYou're a fake, baby, - no rhyme or reason'Cause in your mind - it's lyin' season
Claimed you're a Kappa- we know that ain't trueYou're not a college graduate either, boo -yeahNo Army service - you straight up liedSupporting that bigot gonna get you crucified
Mark Burns turned out to be counterfeit- and full of shyt
You're a fake, baby - you can't conceal itKnow how I know - 'cause I can feel itYou're a fake, baby - Media's blown your coverThe jig is up - 'cause CNN discoveredYou're a fake, baby - no need to hide itCan't change my mind - 'cause we've decidedYou're a fake, baby - and we're disgustedThe game is through - and dude you're busted - fake
Whenever you're at a venue - (Whenever you're at a venue)I find out something new You're a fake -You always have a good excuse(You always have a good excuse) - But, dude you got no juice

You're a fake, baby - you can't conceal itKnow how I know - 'cause CNN revealed itYou're a fake, baby - no rhyme or reason'Cause in your mind - it's lyin' seasonYou're a fake, baby - Fake