You're not confused, Amanda. I am. Sorry about that. Consider it revised.
March 24, 2009
You'll find the marabou stork at a lot of your trendier carrion hot spots in Africa. With an almost nine-foot wingspan, he's one of the largest flying birds on the planet, and he's looking for a gal with a scabrous head, one who's nice and submissive. He has a newly renovated meter-wide pad he's carved out in a marsh alongside some of his buddies, and he's ready to woo you with his inflatable gular air sac. And once you've consummated your annual union, he'll help you incubate your 2-3 eggs. So, get in line, stork ladies. He's a catch.
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Close this window Jump to comment formYes ladies, when you wear marabou feather trimmed house shoes or a marabou boa, it came from THIS GUY. Don't you just feel extra glamorous now? :S
March 18, 2009
He looks like a pelican with a bad disposition.
March 18, 2009
Marabou Barbie - scariest toy EVARR!!!!1!
March 18, 2009
I thoroughly recommend Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh to those of you who have a strong stomach.
March 18, 2009
This must be the stork that delivers the really ugly babies!
March 18, 2009
"This must be the stork that delivers the really ugly babies!"
Delivers them.... to HELL? Mwuahahahaha!!!
March 19, 2009
Either I'm confused or the storks are. Gravid means pregnant *already.*
March 20, 2009
He's got a nice formal collar, for a carrion eater. No wonder the political cartoonists of old used him a lot.
March 22, 2009
You're not confused, Amanda. I am. Sorry about that. Consider it revised.
March 24, 2009