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I always did think
Potato Head was just lame
change his eyes, who cares

July 01, 2009 12:52 PM

Weebles, what the fuck
Okay, so they can't fall down
was that important?

July 01, 2009 12:54 PM

Wednesday seemed empty
But couldn't figure out why
Think I'm addicted

Huge red lightsaber
Best toy of my childhood
And my brother's worst

July 01, 2009 1:02 PM

Forgot Haiku post
I have a good excuse though
Playing with my dolls

Okay, I'm lying
I wasn't playing with dolls
I was slacking off

July 01, 2009 1:08 PM

Saw the film "The Toy"
I wanted a Wonder Wheel
You know you did too

July 01, 2009 1:09 PM

To this very day
I'll take my Star Blazers jets
And go "Pew! Pew!...Pew!"

July 01, 2009 1:14 PM

Can't...transform...Jetfire...
Can't let other kids see me
Hardest toy ever

July 01, 2009 1:21 PM

I liked Colorforms
Saved my money to buy them
I think they smelled good

July 01, 2009 1:24 PM

Does Slip n Slide count?
Toy or not it was fun, though
it left some bruises

July 01, 2009 1:28 PM

Let's do shrinky dinks!
Paint and put in the oven
Then the fun's over

July 01, 2009 2:39 PM

Little army men
Most boring war ever fought
They're frozen in place

July 01, 2009 3:00 PM

Easy Bake Ovens
The girls always wanted them
boys just ate the goods

The Creepy Crawlers
Easy bake oven for boys
made gummy critters

July 01, 2009 3:06 PM

Catfreeek late to post
Helloooooo, Anyone out there
Voice just echoes back

Though it was a craze
Never had Cabbage Patch doll
Thought they were ugly

July 01, 2009 5:54 PM

When I have my kids
Octo's hand-me-down toys...wait
He'd prolly keep them

July 01, 2009 6:56 PM

Mom's sage perspective
"Why waste money on a toy
you'll later forget?"

Eight year-old logic
"I *will* still want Stretch Armstrong
When I'm in college"

July 01, 2009 7:04 PM

What's 50 thinking?
The toys I don't keep myself
Zack's getting those, duh

July 01, 2009 7:18 PM

Fear not, Great Catfreeek!
Just running a little late,
Now let's get to it!

Oh, Sears Catalog!
Your crisp pages of new toys,
Like porno for kids.

Things I coveted:
Sit-n-Spin, Big Wheel and that
giant Barbie head.

Mom finally caved
on the Barbie head. Blond curls,
fake make-up - Loved it!

July 01, 2009 7:20 PM

50, you are nuts!
No offense, but Octo has
EIGHT FREAKING NEPHEWS!

July 01, 2009 7:22 PM

AT-AT under tree
My eyes as big as the box
That toy kicked some ass

July 01, 2009 7:32 PM

8-year old ninja
With 3-pronged Nerf boomerang
Harmless assassin

July 01, 2009 7:34 PM

The Super Soaker
A-Bomb of water pistols
Perfectly named toy

July 01, 2009 7:36 PM

Toys these days, Oy vay!
All the noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!
Oh shit, I'm the Grinch!

July 01, 2009 7:47 PM

Velvet & Chrissy
Push belly button, hair grows
why was this so cool?

Those Christmas toy ads
Saturday morn temptations
Long lists for Santa

July 01, 2009 7:57 PM

Remote control cars
The commercials lied to us
They were NOT that fast

July 01, 2009 8:42 PM

I knew this one kid
Who punctured his Stretch Armstrong
That kid was trouble

The red goo inside
Stuck to everything it touched
Truly Satan's snot

July 01, 2009 9:38 PM

Fisher Price Castle
That moat gator ain't scary
It's just a sticker

July 01, 2009 9:41 PM

My funny cousin
Stuck my sister's Barbie head
Under his hoodie

That's why she's so dumb!
Her head's about half the size
Of any real head

July 01, 2009 9:43 PM

Yes, I must haiku
But I gotta sort Legos
Just like you guys, right?

It's the only time
My obsession makes me think
What am I thinking?

July 01, 2009 9:45 PM