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"Early, spoiler-free reviews suggest that The Amazing Spider-Man kind of sucks"

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Blogger JPX said...

"It takes 45 minutes for [redacted], an hour till we see the spider suit."

Exactly why I hate origin stories.

June 22, 2012 5:01 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

Can't this stuff be removed from the front page? Spoilers etc.? Why do we keep going through this?

June 22, 2012 5:35 AM

Blogger Crystal Math said...

Despite the fact that 99% of the time I have no expectations for sci-fi/fantasy movies (superhero movies included in this), I'm not feeling any burst of energy behind this one.

Hey, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens today!

June 22, 2012 9:46 AM

Blogger Johnny Sweatpants said...

I agree JPX. A fucking hour before we see him in costume? Pfft. My Spider-Man script would go something like this.

Scene 1:

Aunt May walks up to the counter at her local bank.

Bank Teller: May I help you?

Aunt May: Yes, dear. I'd like to deposit my pension check into a different account because..

- Suddenly Rhino crashes through the wall screaming like a madman.

Rhino: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!

June 22, 2012 10:49 AM

Blogger Crystal Math said...

JSP why aren't you in the film industry?

June 22, 2012 1:02 PM

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