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So hey JSP,
still have that Simpson's chess set?
Grampa is the best!

A tasty duo
Donuts and nuclear waste
green glowing goodness

When Homer said Doh!
We could all relate to it
it was so human

July 15, 2009 9:35 AM

Death on The Simpsons
Maude, Bleeding Gums, Grimes
Miss most: Phil Hartman

Politics Mirrored:
TV Debates, Recalls, Bush,
Clinton/Dole, Gays wed

Has it Jumped the shark?
jockey trolls? Mary Poppins?
Nah - think of ribwich!

July 15, 2009 9:40 AM

A hard working man
He liked to be called "Grimey"
His life was unfair

No shark jumping here
But the golden age has passed
Seasons 4 through 8

July 15, 2009 1:35 PM

1st season's no good
Homer's voice is annoying
No laughs to be found

My biggest complaint
Any time that Lisa sings
It drives me mental

Barnie gave up booze
I came close to boycotting
Glad I hung in there

July 15, 2009 1:57 PM

My favorite line,
"The goggles, they do nothing"
Well, one of the best

I hate the clip shows
Who sits and watches old clips?
Okay, yes, I do

The earliest shows
Were just Tracey Ullman shorts
They were pretty lame

July 15, 2009 3:04 PM

The best episodes
Only focus on Homer
The worst ones? Lisa.

July 15, 2009 3:05 PM

Decline of series
Inversely proportional
With Skinner's voice pitch

Another pinpoint
Armand Tamzarian - ehh
Mark the decline there

July 15, 2009 3:17 PM

Frink, Otto, Barney
All parts of my inner me
Along with Duffman

Best of Comic Guy:
"Yes, and one with extra cheese,"
"The answer is 'fries'"

July 15, 2009 3:32 PM

The law-talkin guy
Lionel Hutz was brilliant
May he rest in peace

Reduced to tears by
6-foot sandwich/Duff Gardens
and Mr. Sparkle

July 15, 2009 3:52 PM

Linda Ronstadt sang
"Senor Plow no es macho"
Her shining moment

July 15, 2009 4:24 PM

Sigh, "Do the Bart Man"
Written by Michael Jackson
Not his best moment

Come to think of it
"Lisa, it's Your Birthday" stunk
Also by Jackson

I love The Simpsons
But, "The Simpsons Sing the Blues"?
Who would want that?

July 15, 2009 5:10 PM

Homer Simpson's God
"Jebus". That always cracked me up
"Oh save me, Jebus!"

July 15, 2009 6:02 PM

cletus and brandine
are they siblings or spouses?
probably they're both.

closeted smithers
totally in love with burns
i say they do it

what could go wrong with
gorging to your heart's content
on discounted shrimp?

July 15, 2009 6:04 PM

The Simpsons cast makes,
$400,000 per show
Who says talk is cheap?

July 15, 2009 8:20 PM

Poor Nancy Cartwright
Twilight Zone death. Got Bart role.
Not poor anymore

July 15, 2009 11:01 PM

High Homer - VP
Friendlier, raking in dough
We should all be high!

July 15, 2009 11:04 PM

Season 1 - not good
"The Honeymooners" knock off
Flintstones were better

July 15, 2009 11:07 PM

Best episode ev
Sideshow Bob stars in Cape Fear
All those goddamn rakes

July 15, 2009 11:41 PM

Or maybe Bobo
Maggie tug-o-war, beats Burns
Newsman says "hot scoop!"

July 15, 2009 11:42 PM

Or perhaps "Streetcar!"
Bart swinging from the rafters
"Look I'm Blanche Dubois!"

The night that first aired
"Coming up next" showed that clip
Jebus, me confused

July 15, 2009 11:44 PM

Green tentacles? Check.
Space helmet? Check. Big eye? Check.
Kang and Kodos rule

July 15, 2009 11:45 PM

No beer, no TV
Make Homer something something
Good! Kill family

July 15, 2009 11:50 PM

You need the accent
"Da goggles, dey do nuhthing!"
Yeah, that's a good one

July 15, 2009 11:53 PM

Dig professor Frink
Who thought up catchphrase "guh-HAY!"
Jerry Lewis? Oh.

July 15, 2009 11:56 PM

Extra fat Homer
Most hilarious sight gag
Him in that muumuu

July 15, 2009 11:59 PM

Thrill junkie Marge S
Rides shopping cart into cheese
Just like the police

July 16, 2009 12:00 AM