Post a Comment On: Horrorthon

I love the review but I love the Gretchen rating scale even more! At some point I would love it if you could make the full 5 Gretchen head scale for us for next year. Awesome.

You guys need a better caliber of films to watch,boy you've been watching turkeys.

October 20, 2009 3:09 AM

Tony and I saw this a couple of years ago. We like to watch Troma with the kids cause they're funny.

"Nightmares and flashbacks
of latex entrails and brains
I've been Troma-tized"

Nothing short of brilliant! ant the Gretchen scale is awesome!

October 20, 2009 4:26 AM

The full Gretchen scale, ranging from one-half Gretchen to a full five Gretchens is available at:

home.comcast.net/~jalac/Gretchens.htm

Individual images for each Gretchencrement can be found here:

home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/01_hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/02_1G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/03_1hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/04_2G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/05_2hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/06_3G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/07_3hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/08_4G.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/09_4hG.png
home.comcast.net/~jalac/res/img/10_5G.png

October 20, 2009 5:19 AM

Mr. AC, you rock!

October 20, 2009 5:44 AM

even mentioning
"five gretchens" in this context
almost blasphemy

October 20, 2009 6:15 AM

Awesome Mr. AC! Can you post the zero stars link too?

I watched this movie several years ago and it was rough...

October 20, 2009 8:55 AM

Mr. AC, you are really rocking the stretchy forms of Horrorthon this year, and I salute you.

October 20, 2009 3:57 PM

I have created a no Gretchies image, and posted the no stars image as well.

Click here for all of the Gretchies

Click here for all of the stars

October 20, 2009 9:17 PM