Congrats Whirly, I knew you had it. Nothing could compete against the panty thief. Unless one of these guys fesses up to ripping off a jock strap or something.
Great, great topic JPX. Now if we were all Catholic we'd have just underwent confession by way of haiku and would have saved our sorry ass thieving souls.
Whirly I really think you need to change your Horrorthon name to Panty Thief. Like, seriously. Congratulations! You'd better come up with a good topic next week or else.
Totally concur with the choice; Panty Thief hit it over the Green Monster this week. Even if she doesn't change her Thon alias, that's how I'll refer to her from here on in. Ditto Super Delicious.
I also feel like a shithead for screwing up that one Ben Franklin 'ku. I, of course, remember the actual old bastard in the store in Barrington (I only bought Garbage Pail Kids there, never stole shit), but my foray into the ACTUAL Ben Franklin tanked. Sucks.
Can't wait for next week! I'm gunning for a tongue-wagging third award from Panty Thief! Watch out, motherfuckers!
Thank you, JPX! I knew a haiku about panties would definitely secure my win. I will do my best to come up with an interesting topic; though, it could be tricky considering there have already been so many awesome ones.
And, NO, NO, NO, I'm not changing my name to the "Panty Thief."
"I think Super Delicious and the Panty Thief would make a great name for a band."
Hahahaha!!! DCD that's awesome!!
April 03, 2010 1:06 PM
[Image] You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy..
Who knew Horrorthon was replete with so many antisocial personalities! I had a feeling that this topic would uncover some nefarious behavior; I just had no idea that there would be so much of it. From lipsticks to arrestable offenses including grand larceny, you guys are the best! I know for a fact that some of you held back, *cough* *cough* Whirlygirl, Octo, and JSP. It was nearly impossible for me to choose a winner, it was all gold. Nearly impossible, but not impossible.
By far the funniest revelation to come from this haiku topic is that apparently the majority of us encountered “That Ben Franklin Guy”!
JPX Ben Franklin's was good For a five finger discount Great for Star Wars cards
The only challenge Was to avoid the old man A real mean bastard
CATFREEK That Ben Franklin dude he hated us kids so much he caught me stealing
JSP That Ben Franklin's guy Busted my thieving ass too M.U.S.C.L.E. Man figures
OCTO That Ben Franklin's guy He missed my first ever theft Plain pink eraser
AC that ben franklin's guy caused my first panic attack (shoplifting lipgloss)
So who cares about all of this, what you really want to know is who won, right? I went back and forth but finally decided to award Whirlygirl the prize for this set of memories (I love the veiled atheist comment),
[Image] I'd like to believe that it looked something like this
Mug shots, finger prints Underwear flew in the air Tagged a shoplifter
No joke…underwear Why go down for underpants? Should have stole' a Porsche
Word spread like butter Was nicknamed the panty thief It stuck for years…years
Mom forced me to church “Save her knickers stealing soul” She bawled to no one
Congrats, Whirlygirl, I can’t wait to see what you have in store for us next week!
"HHD: Results!"
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Congrats Whirly, I knew you had it. Nothing could compete against the panty thief. Unless one of these guys fesses up to ripping off a jock strap or something.
Great, great topic JPX. Now if we were all Catholic we'd have just underwent confession by way of haiku and would have saved our sorry ass thieving souls.
April 02, 2010 10:34 AM
Whirly I really think you need to change your Horrorthon name to Panty Thief. Like, seriously. Congratulations! You'd better come up with a good topic next week or else.
April 02, 2010 11:04 AM
Totally concur with the choice; Panty Thief hit it over the Green Monster this week. Even if she doesn't change her Thon alias, that's how I'll refer to her from here on in. Ditto Super Delicious.
I also feel like a shithead for screwing up that one Ben Franklin 'ku. I, of course, remember the actual old bastard in the store in Barrington (I only bought Garbage Pail Kids there, never stole shit), but my foray into the ACTUAL Ben Franklin tanked. Sucks.
Can't wait for next week! I'm gunning for a tongue-wagging third award from Panty Thief! Watch out, motherfuckers!
April 02, 2010 5:27 PM
Thank you, JPX! I knew a haiku about panties would definitely secure my win. I will do my best to come up with an interesting topic; though, it could be tricky considering there have already been so many awesome ones.
And, NO, NO, NO, I'm not changing my name to the "Panty Thief."
April 03, 2010 6:24 AM
I think Super Delicious and the Panty Thief would make a great name for a band.
April 03, 2010 6:56 AM
Forgot to add - Congrats Whirly!!
April 03, 2010 6:56 AM
well done whirlygirl!
may we call you "knicker thief" instead of "panty thief"?
April 03, 2010 11:04 AM
"I think Super Delicious and the Panty Thief would make a great name for a band."
Hahahaha!!! DCD that's awesome!!
April 03, 2010 1:06 PM