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"Chuck Norris is a wuss"

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Blogger Catfreeek said...

Aww man!

January 18, 2012 5:22 AM

Blogger Octopunk said...

That is a healthy spoonful of suck right there. Who cares about Chuck Norris?

January 18, 2012 8:14 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

I've never understood his appeal. Not only can he not act or talk (and not only is he a loathsome person with feeble brains) he doesn't even look like an action hero. He looks like a sniveling country/western record producer.

January 18, 2012 9:08 AM

Blogger Catfreeek said...

Maybe he should change his name to Suck Norris.

January 18, 2012 9:47 AM

Blogger JPX said...

He's also an ultra-conservative jerk who hates gay people.

January 18, 2012 10:10 AM

Blogger JPX said...

Also it seems to me that Stallone was doing him a favor by hiring him to be in his film. I can't imagine that this story is true but if it is I'm certain there will be an unrated version on DVD.

Does anyone remember when they used to release movies in both rated R and rated PG versions? I watched a PG version of Saturday Night Fever back in the day. It was only years later when I watched the R version did I see what I had missed (not much).

January 18, 2012 10:12 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

Saturday Night Fever is a special case. It was such a huge hit that they re-edited it and re-released it later.

January 18, 2012 10:26 AM

Blogger JPX said...

Did they ever do that with any other films?

January 18, 2012 11:13 AM

Blogger Jordan said...

John Carpenter shot two extra minutes of Halloween to increase the running length of the toned-down version for television. (I just learned this from the excellent Halloween Blu-ray.)

January 18, 2012 11:16 AM

Blogger JPX said...

Oh that's right, I forgot about that. I have the TV version on DVD. I know they have done this for TV shows like Sex in the City and The Sopranos, but I'm not aware of it happening with many movies.

January 18, 2012 11:22 AM

Blogger JPX said...

UPDATE: Here is an email from Stallone to Harry Knowles,

"Harry, the film is fantastic with Van Damme turning in an inspired performance… Our final battle is one for the ages. The PG13 rumor is true, but before your readers pass judgement, trust me when I say this film is LARGE in every way and delivers on every level. This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, BUT, fear not, this Barbeque of Grand scale Ass Bashing will not leave anyone hungry…Sly"

January 19, 2012 5:49 AM

Blogger Johnny Sweatpants said...

He should change his name to Fuck Borepuss.

January 19, 2012 5:13 PM

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