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(2004) **
[Image]Welcome to Thorsby

[Image]a town filled with gun toting hicks

[Image]and sword wielding children

[Image]They have a bit of a blood thirsty alien zombie problem

[Image]But no worries, if you find a dead guy just call chuck

[Image]and if your not dead, just hide in a dark closet. Chuck says so
Who's Chuck? Who cares! He has post-its and gives good info.

[Image]In Thorsby women wear fancy tops made from
electrical tape when they go out drinking. Now that's class!

[Image]Zombie strippers don't care too much about eating your brain.

[Image]They're too busy eating each other.

[Image]This guy spends nearly the entire film running around naked.
He has nothing to be proud of.

[Image]and this guy was just too weird looking not to share.