Maybe baby action sequences will become Clive Owen's schtick. But producers will keep having to up the ante. Clive Owen escapes from hot lava holding a baby. Clive Owen kills zombies holding a baby. Clive Owen does a hot love scene holding a baby.
June 28, 2007 11:53 AM
[Image] From iwatchstuff, In Michael Davis' upcoming Shoot 'Em Up, the gimmick is Clive Owen carrying a newborn baby during a gunfight for much of the movie. It would've been easier to just do a documentary about me, as I often cradle newborns in my arms while bedding supermodels, beating up terrorists using only my feet, and arm wrestling manatees - but I digress. The rub here is that the babies will be real, not fake steaming piles of CGI, like in Children of Men. Says Davis:
'If we would have shot here in LA, the rule of shooting with an infant is that they can only be in front of the camera for a half hour a day. I didn't know that. But, when we went up to Canada, the babies could work for eight hours a day. They can work 15 minutes on in front of the camera and then they need a 20 minute break. But, we had twins so virtually we could have a baby whenever we wanted. It eased it up a lot.'
Have a baby whenever he wants, who is this guy, Kevin Federline? *rimshot* Anyway, I'm glad he was able to shoot with those commies up there in Canuck-land, whose child labor laws are notoriously lax. Might as well have shot the movie in China. Babies there are already working in sweat shops and doing kung fu. Then again, maybe that's why kids grow up to be such pussies in LA.
"Clive Owen Forced to Hold Babies to be as Attractive as Me"
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Maybe baby action sequences will become Clive Owen's schtick. But producers will keep having to up the ante. Clive Owen escapes from hot lava holding a baby. Clive Owen kills zombies holding a baby. Clive Owen does a hot love scene holding a baby.
June 28, 2007 11:53 AM