"Yeah whatever, bitch. Alligators have existed for 200 million years. How's your species doing? Newsflash: you, your children and your family's next 10 generations are going to die. One day Homo sapiens will go extinct and my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson will be there to mock you, perhaps at this very location."
June 30, 2011 6:52 PM
Sweaty Johnpants said...
Family Circus
"Mommy, your ring finger is touching Jesus's balls!"
"My stomach is killing me. I'll just sqeeze out a little squeaker to relieve the pressure. There, I hope no one noticed."
Panel 2
"OMG! I think my fart essence stunned Professor Weinblister!"
Panel 3
"So you say the Professor was fine one minute then suddenly went off the rails? Interesting...do you smell something nutty?"
July 02, 2011 7:13 AM
Tony said...
Bizarro
"Hey baby, you've heard of ribbed for her pleasure, well you ain't lived till you've tried 100% gator skin."
July 02, 2011 7:16 AM
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Spider-Man
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Family Circus
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Foxtrot
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Bizarro
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Dick Tracy
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There it is! Sorry about the delay(s). My plan is to post the winners Sunday night, so the deadline is Sunday evening before I get around to doing that. Go go go!
"Caption Contest! Now with more Caption Contest!"
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Panel 1
“Yes! This magic necklace will look great with the navy blue shirt I stole from J. Crew earlier today!”
“He’s right! I know the shirt he’s referring to!”
Panel 2
“This bald guy is pretty cool! I’m glad I chose to follow him around for the past couple of days!”
Panel 3
“Personally I think a crisp aqua button down would be a better match but what the hell do I know? I’m just an apparition!”
June 29, 2011 12:08 PM
Family Circus
Mom: "He died for YOUR sins Dolly,YOURS! Now how do you feel about that?"
Dolly: "Hungry, what's for dinner?"
June 30, 2011 7:48 AM
Family Circus
Mom: "Dolly have you been watching the Exorcist again? The crucifix smells kinda fishy."
June 30, 2011 7:52 AM
Bizarro
"You do realize my tongue is relative in size with my snout. Oh well, your loss."
June 30, 2011 7:55 AM
Family Circus
"Mommy, isn't it odd that a religion should adopt an instrument of torture and execution as its sacred symbol?"
June 30, 2011 10:48 AM
Bizarro
"Yeah whatever, bitch. Alligators have existed for 200 million years. How's your species doing? Newsflash: you, your children and your family's next 10 generations are going to die. One day Homo sapiens will go extinct and my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson will be there to mock you, perhaps at this very location."
June 30, 2011 6:52 PM
Family Circus
"Mommy, your ring finger is touching Jesus's balls!"
June 30, 2011 7:06 PM
Family Circus
Nice try Mommy! You gotta have faith for that to work on me!
June 30, 2011 7:44 PM
Spider-Man
Panel 1
Villain: “At last, the sacred medallion is mine! It has been said that he who possesses the medallion will enjoy great power!”
Spider-Man: “Oh no, that numbskull Jameson held me up and now it’s too late.”
Panel 2:
Spider-Man: “No one knows what will happen when medallion is removed from the prince’s body”
Panel 3:
Prince: “Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee”
July 01, 2011 6:53 AM
Family Circus
"Mother, for the last time, I'm not a vampire!"
July 01, 2011 6:55 AM
Bizarro
"What do you mean you thought I was a Gorn? What the hell is a Gorn? Do you want me to be a Gorn? I can do that, I can do that!
July 01, 2011 6:56 AM
FoxTrot
Panel 1
“Behold, fair lady, I shall rescue you from the clutches of the evil troll!”
“I don’t need your help”
Panel 2
“Oh?”
“Frankly I find your assumption that I’m some sort of helpless female to be offensive. Typical male chauvinist pig!”
Panel 3:
“Dude, when did this stuff become so PC?”
“I don’t know, but she’s not going to be happy when she learns that I just destroyed a village to impress her.”
July 01, 2011 7:04 AM
Dick Tracy
Panel 1
"I must say I'm not very comfortable with the idea of using torture to extract information."
Panel 2
"Do you really believe that the ends justify the means?"
Panel 3
"Dunno, but I really wish you wouldn't poop at work, Dick. It makes it very unpleasant for the rest of us."
July 01, 2011 2:17 PM
cathy (i know it's not part of the contest but i can't help myself):
ack! this is so unfair!!! how come i can't have an orgasm unless i punch myself in the nipple during an oreo binge??? ack!!!
July 01, 2011 2:30 PM
Spiderman
Panel 1
" I say, Dr. Strange sure has impeccable taste in costume jewelry"
'Dammit! I've been waiting hours for Strange to fall asleep so I could grab that sweet medallion!'
Panel 2
'It must be a one of a kind too. The blue and red stones would have gone perfectly with my suit.'
Panel 3
"Hah! Jokes on them, I'll just astroproject myself over to the Christmas Tree Shop and get another one."
July 02, 2011 6:53 AM
Foxtrot
Panel 1
"Bruce will clobber you with spiked club and win this match"
"Bruce? Are you fucking serious? The only way your character could be any gayer was if you were wearing a cape. Oh wait, you ARE wearing a cape."
Panel 2
"sniffle"
"So uh, I guess this match goes to me. My perfect record remains unblemished."
Panel 3
"Dude, she totally beat you down without a single blow!"
"Holy shit, I just realized I don't have any pupils! How am I able to see!"
July 02, 2011 7:05 AM
Dick Track
Panel 1
"My stomach is killing me. I'll just sqeeze out a little squeaker to relieve the pressure. There, I hope no one noticed."
Panel 2
"OMG! I think my fart essence stunned Professor Weinblister!"
Panel 3
"So you say the Professor was fine one minute then suddenly went off the rails? Interesting...do you smell something nutty?"
July 02, 2011 7:13 AM
Bizarro
"Hey baby, you've heard of ribbed for her pleasure, well you ain't lived till you've tried 100% gator skin."
July 02, 2011 7:16 AM