[Image] What a fragrant bouquet of haikus this topic generated! Even without JPX’s input (can you believe that asshole?), there was much inspiration and hilarity passing through everyone's systems. The contenders!
My first bellyache of the day came from Octopunk:
My own inside joke When I fart in Zack's presence I say "that was you."
Fiendishly clever!
From Stan:
Michaelangelo God, Adam: "Pull my finger." The art of the fart
Very classy.
From 50P: divvy up offense everyone gets a small whiff it's called "crop dusting"
From The Brain:
Let 'em loose, I say! Let's all light 'em up and have a fart bonfire!
Excellent idea.
And finally from Catfreeek:
I make falafels Tony loves them but later they make fart-awfuls
Catfreeek’s flatulant wordplay was in the perfect spirit of the topic and therefore – she wins! Congrats Fartfreeek!
posted by Johnny Sweatpants at 12:45 PM on Jul 27, 2010
"HHD 'Zults!"
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