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Hollow brick boxes
Distant screams between my toes
Ah, downtown Tokyo

September 26, 2012 12:42 AM

My blade is ready
But she can see my approach
I'll just hide offscreen

September 26, 2012 12:43 AM

shambling ends boredom
cramping limbs unfurl slowly
closet door swings wide

September 26, 2012 6:55 AM

Back in Haddonfield
I have to kill Laurie Strode
First I need to poop

I drowned in the lake
Now I must kill teenagers
Why is that the case?

September 26, 2012 7:21 AM

cook's illustrated
arrives just in time with that
liver recipe

September 26, 2012 7:27 AM

Long day killing teens
Time for me to go to bed
They call me "Freddy"

September 26, 2012 7:46 AM

Interesting thought
Does Freddy K. have nightmares?
What would that look like?

September 26, 2012 7:56 AM

People say I suck,
And they are quite correct 'cause
I'm a vampire, yo.

September 26, 2012 9:49 AM

I move shit around
All over the damn house cause
I'm a poltergeist.

September 26, 2012 9:51 AM

Remember when I
Ate Johnny Depp with a bed?
Heh heh, that was cool.

September 26, 2012 9:54 AM

I have a big brain
I ate my mom for breakfast.
I'm an It's Alive.

September 26, 2012 9:55 AM

Wow I really stink
Bathing don't cure rotting flesh
fuck it I'll eat brains

September 26, 2012 11:50 AM

Hiding in the hay.
Watching silly girl approach.
Don't come in the barn!

September 26, 2012 11:51 AM

Belisle so deformed
Yet sex was his not his twin
His dick was bigger

September 26, 2012 11:54 AM

Email from Octo.
Subject: "Wow this is crazy!"
Stupid web virus.

September 26, 2012 11:55 AM

Twilight vampy asks
Why shun me oh Horrorthon
Fuck off twinkle bitch

September 26, 2012 11:56 AM

Landshark speaks the truth
Octo spam bombed me also
earn big cash from home

September 26, 2012 11:58 AM

Strolling in sewer
Oh man, what is that odor?
Aaaah! It's a monsturd!

September 26, 2012 12:00 PM

Gorging on sailors
Scylla's got nothin' on me
I got six necks, bitch

(Yeah, I went mythologically obscure. Maybe I'm rusty...more to come)

September 26, 2012 12:26 PM

We've got huge spaceships
Force fields, lasers and saucers
Let's attack naked

September 26, 2012 12:32 PM

This asteroid sucks
Lunch never flies in my mouth
OOOOH!!! Tiny spaceship!

September 26, 2012 12:43 PM

Passive aggressive
Poor communication skills
Ghosts tend to be dicks

September 26, 2012 1:07 PM

What do you want, ghost?
I can't help you if you're vague
Please share your feelings

I'm sad that you're dead
But please stop moving my chairs
It's irritating

September 26, 2012 1:18 PM

Sorry 'bout the spam!
Still changing all my passwords
Worse than pesky ghosts

September 26, 2012 2:08 PM

I am ravenous!
What's on the menu tonight?
My favorite! Braaaaaaiiiinnnnsss.

September 26, 2012 2:38 PM

So hot and lonely
Stop kicking sand in my mouth
Sarlacc is depressed

September 26, 2012 2:42 PM

Make me a bride, Doc!
Not sure about the bee-hive...
Now she hates me?? Great.

September 26, 2012 2:51 PM

It's been seven days?
Shit! I set the alarm wrong.
Now what do I do?

September 26, 2012 2:54 PM

Ghost, please cut the crap
Slamming my door solved nothing
Your antics bore me

September 26, 2012 3:51 PM

(to JSP)

Not trying to talk
Just an awesome ghost party
You're not invited

You try being dead
Invisible keg party
Spice for afterlife

September 26, 2012 4:05 PM

When I was alive,
I was an asshole, and now,
I'm the evil dead.

September 26, 2012 4:28 PM

I got fucked up hair
Cause I got thrown in a well.
Now you gonna die.

September 26, 2012 4:29 PM

Mmmm, that snack was good.
I'm where now? Amity?
Think I'll stick around.

September 26, 2012 4:30 PM

Where's the damn sugar!?
Our giant queen is cranky,
outta my way, kid!

September 26, 2012 4:51 PM

All work and no play
Makes Johnny a dull boy--schwak!
All work and no play....

September 26, 2012 6:33 PM

Came outta Mommy,
Then pushed her off the landing.
Next stop: the White House.

September 26, 2012 6:36 PM

Eating wooden boy
Making Kid Stan shit his pants
My name is Monstro

September 26, 2012 7:42 PM

"I shall not pass," huh?
Whip your ankle, wizard-bitch
Balrog don't play dat

September 26, 2012 7:45 PM

Might be a small guy,
But my knife and teeth are sharp!
Your ankles are mine!!

September 26, 2012 7:52 PM

Haunt Cuisine
Fresh, hot, delicious
Consistency of custard
The sweet taste of brains

Musings of a Zombie
Shuffle, shuffle, step
Groan, falter, shuffle
Turn head, bite, swallow

It’s Not Easy Being Grrrreen
Entrails drag behind
Rotted flesh hangs from my bones
Wish I had stayed dead

Misunderstood Monster
Hey, don’t run away
Really, it’s just glandular
The name’s Frank, not Blob

September 26, 2012 8:21 PM

Oh boy it's summer!
more kids for me to slaughter
while they do the deed

September 26, 2012 8:40 PM

Hat, cape, unibrow
Coffin Joe with nails so long
won't you scratch my back

September 26, 2012 8:43 PM

Our queues all stocked up
Netflix must love Horrorthon
October sales spike

September 26, 2012 8:47 PM

Cherry blossoms fall
a lone figure shuffles past
he can smell your brain

September 26, 2012 8:48 PM

Jason's birth control
kills them before they finish
went before they came

September 26, 2012 8:52 PM

(Back to Handsome Stan)

Dissed from ghost party
Self esteem not faring well
At least I'm alive

(Ode to JPX)

Please don't poop at work
I don't care if you're a ghost
The smell upsets me

September 26, 2012 9:30 PM

I get it - you died
Sucks, but it's not my concern
Bother someone else

September 26, 2012 9:43 PM

Don't argue with ghosts
They cannot be reasoned with
Stubborn dead bastards

September 26, 2012 10:23 PM

So it's come to this
The ghost clearly wants me dead
Everybody dies

September 26, 2012 10:34 PM

Zombies: Hope you choke!
Ghost version: If you off me
Fuck your dead ass up

September 26, 2012 10:46 PM

It's a dead guy fight
Over by the dead bike racks
He stole his dead lunch

September 26, 2012 10:46 PM

The silver lining -
Once dead you become a ghost
Your turn to annoy

September 26, 2012 10:57 PM

British soldier-boys
Feistier than the others
Still, werewolf supper

September 26, 2012 11:59 PM

Crawl out of the Earth
Time to indulge TRONKA-STYLE
I'ma chuck that car.

September 27, 2012 12:03 AM

I may be a tard
But twice as big, with chainsaw
Make your face my mask

September 27, 2012 12:10 AM

Alternate timeline:
Make crude clay figs, then eat them
At Martha Stewart's house

September 27, 2012 12:11 AM

Got a sharp knife, but
I'm hilariously small
ZUNI WARRIOR

September 27, 2012 12:12 AM

I wait and bombard
50Page Haiku Monster
All your words - worthless

(Cat, I LOVE the callback to "Cherry blossoms fall." In that vein...)

Cherry blossoms fall
Jugular veins ripped open
Your mom now kills you

September 27, 2012 11:44 PM