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Tap tap tap. Cough.

Aquaman's secret
Telepathic song, all his
Fish sing like angels

January 21, 2009 12:22 AM

I always wondered
Why Batman's young ward wore tights
"Young ward?" That's creepy

The Legion of Doom
Were certainly misguided
World domination?

Why join Super Friends?
Superman doesn't need them
They get in the way

January 21, 2009 3:34 AM

Aquaman's depressed
Can't find his dear fishy wife
Hey, is that sushi?

Wonder Twins silent
Won't look at Aquaman
They caught the sushi

January 21, 2009 3:58 AM

Why wasn't I asked?
To join this crime fighting group?
Screwed again, Shazam!

January 21, 2009 3:59 AM

Batman is so pissed
Thought he had the best gadgets
Invisible jet!

January 21, 2009 4:03 AM

The Hall of Justice
Seems like a cool place to work
I've heard it's drafty

January 21, 2009 4:04 AM

The Mighty Isis
A poor girl's Wonder Woman
Not nearly as hot

January 21, 2009 4:08 AM

Love it when he says,
"Meanwhile, at the Hall of..."
Wait, is that Ted Knight?

January 21, 2009 4:09 AM

A big mystery
Why did Wonderdog leave them?
Robin humped his leg

January 21, 2009 4:10 AM

Superman's so buff
Lifting structures builds muscle
Too bad he's taken

January 21, 2009 4:19 AM

JPX I love this one:

"Why wasn't I asked?
To join this crime fighting group?
Screwed again, Shazam!"

January 21, 2009 4:20 AM

Gathered in one place
Justice league's an easy mark
Retarded bad guys

January 21, 2009 4:36 AM

Oh those Wonder Twins
Always a bird and water
Who got that bucket?

January 21, 2009 4:38 AM

Everyone had tights
But only one without pants
What was Black Bolt's deal?

January 21, 2009 4:39 AM

The Legion Of Doom
Headquarters under a swamp
No WONDER they're pissed

January 21, 2009 4:40 AM

Never liked this show
Superheroes were boring
I watched bugs bunny

January 21, 2009 4:40 AM

Lame superpower:
A really BIG Indian
Poor Apache Chief

January 21, 2009 4:41 AM

The Legion of Doom?
But they always lost the fight
Was it their own Doom?

January 21, 2009 4:44 AM

Wonder Twins useless
Brought comic relief to league
That stoopid monkey

January 21, 2009 5:39 AM

I hate that monkey!
He's as bad as Gilligan
Always fucking up

January 21, 2009 5:57 AM

Why this mortal coil
an albatross on my neck
Fu@#$ it - right turn Clide

January 21, 2009 6:39 AM

I used to watch this
The "Egg" episode scared me
I was a dumb kid

January 21, 2009 7:30 AM

Wendy and Marvin
Two typical teenagers
How I hated them

January 21, 2009 8:27 AM

Invisible Jet?
It never made any sense
She was visible

January 21, 2009 8:48 AM

Bat Plane visible
Why ain't it invisible?
Same make and model

Wonder Woman ehhh
Not too many chicks in this
Cheetah's hot, I guess

January 21, 2009 8:56 AM

Wondertwin Powers?
He took the form of water!
Anyone have a mop?

January 21, 2009 9:45 AM

Cat, I love your Sushi one!!

January 21, 2009 9:46 AM

Superfriends were dumb
Superman shouldn't need help
Avoid Kryptonite!

January 21, 2009 9:48 AM

Screw Legion of Doom
Stayed in Darth Vaders Head
Must be Star Wars Geeks

January 21, 2009 9:51 AM

Lame to choose water?
What if the bad guys drank him?
Change back, explode guts

January 21, 2009 10:35 AM

What good's Aquaman
If the battle's not near water
totally useless

January 21, 2009 10:37 AM

I always wondered
Who's boinking Wonder Woman?
Superman? Batman?

January 21, 2009 10:39 AM

Hanna-Barbera
Made cheap and cheesy cartoons
This was one of them

January 21, 2009 10:46 AM

Where are the Thon girls?
Too good for superheroes?
Catfreek doesn't count!

January 21, 2009 10:59 AM

Monkey needs to die
Wonder Twins are bad enough
Without that buffoon

January 21, 2009 10:59 AM

Who's the purple guy?
Top row, 2nd from the left?
He looks like a prick

January 21, 2009 11:00 AM

I’m Apache Chief
First I’m small and then I’m huge
And that’s about it

January 21, 2009 11:17 AM

I’m Apache Chief
Penis as big as a bus
Care for a looksie?

January 21, 2009 11:18 AM

You know Batman thinks,
"Super powers, what sissies.
Who's the real man here?"

January 21, 2009 11:45 AM

Hey there gang. Nowandzen turned me onto your blog and I really enjoy it. There's a lot of good ones today, but SHAZAM is my fav so far.

Here's a few from a first timer.

Casey Kasem rocks!
HUGE DJ, HOT DAUGHTER and
"cough" voice of robin.

Happy Black Vulcan
Sweet tears of lightning for the
Inauguration.

The Justice League should
Persuade Robin to recruit
Both Ace and Gary.

January 21, 2009 11:50 AM

Hmm. Bunch of racists
Third series before Black Bolt
Makes it. Damn Whitey!

January 21, 2009 11:52 AM

Ted Knight, what a voice!
Sweet tones for a crap cartoon.
Must have lost a bet.

January 21, 2009 11:56 AM

Nice work, Chris and welcome aboard!

Tired of Tetris
Not much crime in the ocean
I'm so fucking bored

January 21, 2009 12:26 PM

I REALLY dig Cat's "useless Aquaman" one. Hilarious!

I seem to recall
A guy named El Dorado
He could teleport

January 21, 2009 12:46 PM

Swamp and gorilla
Legion of Doom must smell bad
Almost criminal

January 21, 2009 12:52 PM

Green Lantern is great
(Oh crap where'd I leave that ring)
Now he is just Green

January 21, 2009 12:56 PM

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January 21, 2009 1:29 PM

Marvin and Wendy
Both annoying as all hell
Good thing they brought dog

Wonder Dog is cool
but he's only in disguise
He's really Astro

January 21, 2009 1:30 PM

First picture baffles
Posed in front of a rainbow
Robin looks uneasy

January 21, 2009 1:34 PM

I have to amend this one cause the syllabic count was off:

What good's Aquaman
If battle's not near water
totally useless

January 21, 2009 1:37 PM

After looking at my contribution about the hero that has to travel with the lame ape in the legion of doom earlier I am disappointed in myself for using characters to blot out the expletives. So in the words of Kramer I'm reposting and letting the expletives fly!

Why this mortal coil
An albatross on my neck
Fuck it - right turn Clide

January 21, 2009 2:43 PM

I have been gone all day but catching many of these on my phone and Johnny you are cracking me up.

Ok here's another


This name for heroes
Is that all they had? Really?
Super Friends - How gay

January 21, 2009 2:50 PM

Wonder Woman wears
Shorts. Super bikini line
breaks razor again!

January 21, 2009 3:03 PM

Lantern, ring and gills
A dog to help, what the hell
Superfriends - how sweet


Dork knocks at my door
I gave at the office - be gone
Oh, a Superfiend

January 21, 2009 3:40 PM

Barack Obama
Should be in the Justice League
Name: Dark Knight...oh, wait

January 21, 2009 4:57 PM

About hero names:
Always have ethnic reference
'Cept for the white dudes.

January 21, 2009 5:01 PM

No time for real crimes
Teen sidekicks captured again
Nice going, dipshits

January 21, 2009 5:06 PM

Look up in the sky!
Bird? Plane? 12 foot vagina!
Giganta needs pants.

January 21, 2009 5:10 PM

Super boob ladies
Needed strapless bras of steel
For those big ol' guns.

January 21, 2009 5:22 PM

So weird that one day
We saw Aquaman fucking
That poor monkey Gleek.

January 21, 2009 6:49 PM

The super ladies
Earn sixty cents to the buck
Of what the guys make.

January 21, 2009 6:51 PM