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If I get swine flu
does that mean I'll grow a snout?
Yeah, someone asked that.

So flues come from pigs
Why not just get rid of pigs?
cause bacon is good

So the big bad wolf
blew the house down and ate them
then died from swine flu

The positive side
of national pandemic
faking sick from work

Contracted swine flu
felt uncontrollable urge
to roll in the mud

April 29, 2009 3:46 AM

So now the swine flu?
One more reason to avoid
Seeing the third world

Hell, I'm not worried
I work in a hospital
Best place to be sick

I don't like to brag
I have never had the flu
I do like to brag

Ok more bragging
I've never had a headache
Nor a cavity

April 29, 2009 4:29 AM

Michael Jackson, weird?
Perhaps he is the smart one
Keeping face covered

Such hysteria!
A mass overreaction
Pandemic my ass

April 29, 2009 5:01 AM

swine flu coverage
triggers ocd crises
for some poor patients

therefore i have to
follow this "news" carefully.
fuck swine flu! fuck "news"!

April 29, 2009 6:30 AM

jsp's topic
is timely: first U.S. death
from swine flu today.

maybe "pandemic"
fears will keep sick people home
small silver lining

April 29, 2009 6:39 AM

Swine flu is "whine" flu
Creates mass hysteria
It's good for business

April 29, 2009 6:47 AM

jpx healthy.
too healthy! reading his boast
gave ac headache

ac has had it
will attempt suicide by
rolling in bacon

mmmm, bacon: cause of,
and solution to, all of
life's little problems.

April 29, 2009 6:47 AM

If I got the flu
I'd watch movies all day long
Wait, I do that now

April 29, 2009 7:33 AM

swine conspiracy:
flu wipes out the human race
pigs will rule the earth

April 29, 2009 7:52 AM

i guess mom was right.
wash hands, cover when you cough.
i hate when mom's right.

April 29, 2009 9:09 AM

hypochondriac
friend sick, worried it's sf.
i just oink at her.

April 29, 2009 9:10 AM

hope swine flu doesn't
mar pigs' fine reputation.
publicist's nightmare.

April 29, 2009 9:11 AM

Edgar Hernandez
Owes us an apology
He started this crap

Bacon in the fridge
To consume or dispose of?
That is the question

April 29, 2009 9:58 AM

I'll take my chances
Can't get my mind off bacon
Sounds perfect right now

Bacon, omelet, toast
And freshly squeezed orange juice
My menu tonight

April 29, 2009 10:40 AM

JPX immune
Piggy flu wipes out the rest
stuck on pig planet

Awesome visual
AC rolling in bacon
I can't stop laughing

Just a random thought,
JSP rolls in bacon
nah, that seems normal

April 29, 2009 11:52 AM

you promised you would,
if you don't you a liar
you have to: pigs flu!

April 29, 2009 11:54 AM

JSP's nightmare
Pigs wiped off face of planet
Just Turkey Bacon

April 29, 2009 12:11 PM

Don't want the swine flu.
But I will sure miss the pork.
Oohh! That's what she said.

April 29, 2009 1:48 PM

Two alone backstage;
"Oh, Kermie, take me!" she squeals.
Best sheathe it first, frog.

April 29, 2009 2:09 PM

Pandemic level
Has been elevated, shit
We're all gonna die

If that is the case
I'll be overwhelmed with guilt
Choosing this topic

April 29, 2009 2:13 PM

Childhood flu was great
Day off from school, lunch in bed
Reruns all day long

April 29, 2009 2:54 PM

Having the flu sucks
Oh wait, I've never had it
No I'm not bragging!

April 29, 2009 4:19 PM

Had a Mex parrot,
Enza. I opened the door,
and in flu Enza!

April 29, 2009 4:53 PM

pork enchiladas
not the most popular fare
now that swine flu's here.

April 29, 2009 4:54 PM

swine flu cases at
my hospital. don't panic.
i'm off to buy masks.

April 29, 2009 5:07 PM

even atheists
must pray for the continued
health of... Bacon Man.

April 29, 2009 5:17 PM

ad agency pitch,
tamiflu-flavored pork rinds:
"Crunch your way to Health!"

April 29, 2009 5:25 PM

Oh no! Swine flu got me good
Looks like it's the end for me
Must finish hai...

April 29, 2009 6:04 PM

JPX bragging
Nah nah, I've never been sick
gonna cough on him

We need bacon man
to beat the swine flu away
save his precious name

So, Widespread Panic
the effect of flu outbrak
or just a jam band?

April 29, 2009 6:53 PM

oops, should be outbreak

April 29, 2009 6:56 PM

before we all die
jpx and whirlygirl
should catch up on LOST!

April 29, 2009 7:12 PM

AC, how was lost?
It's Whirly's fault we're behind
We need to watch 4

April 29, 2009 7:34 PM

So what's the big deal?
You need to poop and throw up?
Wah! Get over it

If I had the flu
Which I've never had, of course
I'd be a baby

April 29, 2009 7:39 PM

George Orwell, Pink Floyd
Both warned us about the day
The pigs take revenge

April 29, 2009 7:48 PM

Egypt's killing pigs!
Man, I would like to see that
Huge pork pyramid

April 29, 2009 7:52 PM

We always wondered
"When pigs fly..." Happening now!
...Oh, you said "flu."

April 29, 2009 7:54 PM

Porky, Wilbur, Babe
Made us all love cute piggies
Then strike like cobras

April 29, 2009 7:55 PM

LOST was good, but the
island got swine flu and they
all died. show's over. :(

April 29, 2009 8:06 PM

Don't emoticons count as syllables?

April 29, 2009 10:16 PM

I work in a school
So I'm doomed to get this thing.
Boy, haikus are hard.

April 29, 2009 11:06 PM

Hey, remember SARS?
One fact underplayed by press:
Two percent death rate

April 29, 2009 11:10 PM

Big sale on bacon
for those who live in Egypt.
Whole lot of dead pigs.

April 29, 2009 11:12 PM

Tell this Blake person
To expect retribution
Pig head in his bed

April 29, 2009 11:45 PM

I had to miss again, but here is my late entry for the spirit of HHD:


Pulp Fiction Haiku
Bacon's good sausage is good
Filthy Animal

May 01, 2009 5:06 AM