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People like to say
“The devil made me do it”
I think they’re lying

“Oh God, You Devil”
Burns played both God and Devil
John Denver skipped it

Remember Hot Stuff?
He comes from Harvey Comics
He…Oh, never mind

June 17, 2009 8:08 AM

Immortality?
Who wants to live forever?
I'll keep my soul, thanks

June 17, 2009 8:16 AM

I see the devil
Every day at my job.
She sits next to me.

June 17, 2009 8:29 AM

Chocolate goodness
And creamy center inside.
I love devil dogs.

June 17, 2009 8:31 AM

Shout at the Devil
Shout what exactly, Vince Neil?
That song makes no sense

June 17, 2009 8:34 AM

It has been written
The Devil walks among us
George W. Bush

The rocker's devil
Is really just a peace sign
Silly metal heads

The Prince of Darkness
Is a bad Carpenter flick
But a cool nickname

June 17, 2009 8:35 AM

I'm a sucker for
Devils perched atop shoulders
Encouraging crime

June 17, 2009 9:03 AM

They thought KISS stood for
Sigh, "Knights In Satan's Service"
People are stupid

It wasn’t scary
The Amityville Horror
What was Satan’s point?

Satan lives in hell
I wonder if he gets bored
Wouldn’t it get old?

I love Devil flicks
Which is really kind of weird
I'm an atheist

June 17, 2009 10:53 AM

A Dead head's lament
is a friend of the Devil
he's a groovy guy

Gotta thank the dude
for robe toting worshippers
JSP's film faves

Satan's impressive
Must have been hard to balance
on those cloven hooves

June 17, 2009 10:59 AM

The story of Job
Who is more of an asshole?
The Devil or God?

June 17, 2009 11:20 AM

Devil casting call
Clancy Brown would be my guy
like in Highlander

That harsh speaking tone
He's pure evil incarnate
He tongue lashed some nuns

Played the evil dude
In the series Carnivale
disguised as preacher

June 17, 2009 11:21 AM

The food of the Gods
Sinfully rich and tasty
is Devil's food cake

June 17, 2009 11:34 AM

Devil worshippers
are either naked or robed
just like most porn stars

June 17, 2009 11:40 AM

Been doing bad things?
Satan, a convenient guy
to point at for blame

Mephistopheles
Lucifer, Prince of Darkness
Just the coolest names

June 17, 2009 11:53 AM

"johnny" posts "devil;"
why are those two never in
same place at same time?

i have some patients
who believe in the devil.
what if they are right?

in the book "the stand"
randall has a forked penis;
at least it's not blue!

June 17, 2009 12:36 PM

I want a Porsche
No cash. My credit is shot.
I'll sell my soul.

Up pops the Devil
Quill and parchment in one hand
Keys in the other

Fuck that car is sweet!
Sleek black. Five-Twenty HP
Bye-bye to my soul!

Oh crap. Manual.
I don't know how to drive stick
Turn key. Engine stall.

I want my soul back
I'll give Him something he wants more
JPX's soul

Makes me sad to think
He'll be repenting my sins
His were such tame ones

Just a toy glutton
He'd have gotten fourth circle
Mild penance. No pain.

On the other hand
I killed Sweatpants for money
Ninth circle for me

Pity, JPX
His body encased in ice
Right up to his neck

And in the meantime
I get to have my soul back
AND this dope-ass car

Pants goes to heaven
When he gets there, joke's on him
God's a Springsteen fan

June 17, 2009 12:37 PM

Wait a minute, what?
Why was I dragged into this?
Sold me out for wheels??

June 17, 2009 1:04 PM

In fairness to me
I sold you out, not "for wheels"
To get my soul back

June 17, 2009 1:18 PM

My thanks Devil dude
You gave us the Exorcist
Horrorthon Heaven

Eyes as cold as steel
Spewing evil with each word
Oprah is Satan

June 17, 2009 1:40 PM

Stones singing oo-oo
Sympathy for the Devil
Back up singer's hell

My personal hell
forced to watch an endless loop
of Dr. Phil's show

June 17, 2009 1:50 PM

Oh poor JPX
Swapped for 50's muddy soul
seemed fair at the time

50's mad rampage
killed JSP for money
I wonder how much?

So what's 50's fate?
Sweet ride sped into a tree
with no insurance

Now carless and broke
Spent the Sweatpants blood money
on hospital bills

Friend of the Devil?
Surely it's not 50P
Devil loves Karma

June 17, 2009 2:01 PM

Anthony Kiedis
Boasts a devil in his dick
That can cause problems

June 17, 2009 2:27 PM

Tom Cruise with a wig
And Ferris Bueller's girlfriend
Can kill the devil???

June 17, 2009 4:07 PM

It's all in the name
"Beelzebub" just ain't cool
Sounds like some fratboy

June 17, 2009 4:07 PM

An evil number?
What's the big deal? 666?
I pay that for beer

The Beast isn't home
If you need to reach me now,
I'm at 666

June 17, 2009 4:14 PM

Old pagan god Pan
Hooves, horns, also god of sex
Hmm. Coincidence?

God of sex? And nymphs?
No wonder Christians freaked out
No place for that here!

June 17, 2009 5:39 PM

Gimme guitar skills
Name your price for my soul, man
I'll shred & get laid

June 17, 2009 5:49 PM

Play Ozzy backwards -
Retard sounds more retarded
I've got the message

Judas Priest backwards -
Still sounds like metal but now...
Rob Halford is straight

June 17, 2009 5:54 PM

Despicable man
The real Devil is the Pope
Funny hat and dress

Number 666
The number of the Dark Lord?
Superstitious dopes

June 17, 2009 6:46 PM

jews aren't much on
satan: god has all powers.
we DO have madoff.

June 17, 2009 6:48 PM

i think "the devil
made him do it": jsp
called god an asshole!

June 17, 2009 6:49 PM

Bobby Di Nero
played Louis Cyphre. Lisa
Bonet got nekkid.

June 17, 2009 7:22 PM

I'm sure I shouldn't
have been watching that movie.
Yay for lax parents!

June 17, 2009 7:26 PM

Santa and Satan
Both red. Both descend in fire.
Similarities...

June 17, 2009 7:57 PM

Thrown out of Heaven
Evil or misunderstood?
Was God an asshole?

June 17, 2009 8:30 PM

Satan's kind of gross
He smells like farts all the time
Fire and brimstone

June 17, 2009 8:37 PM

The world's first rebel?
I heard Satan got the boot
Finding God's porn stash

June 17, 2009 10:31 PM

"Devil" also ""lived"
"Elvis" is also "evils"
Where does the truth lie?

June 17, 2009 11:10 PM

Being Satan - great!
Got metalheads, heretics
For eternity

Hell will be awesome
They've got all the good albums
And lots of pornstars

June 17, 2009 11:21 PM

So - Paris Hilton
Devil assumes pleasing shape
Yep, now I get it

June 17, 2009 11:54 PM

Lawyers, bankers too
Heaven should watch its ass, man
Hostile takeover

June 17, 2009 11:55 PM

I am the devil
I'm also on the level
Rock out and revel

June 17, 2009 11:57 PM