No, Cruise should play Jimmy, the eager boy from Long Island City whose greasy hair and coke-bottle glasses deter even the most hardened German prostitutes, who insists on coming along to Hitler's hidden enclave only to get butt-raped by the pet Nazi Sex Gorilla and then blown up by a grenade. See, the grenade hits the floor and he throws himself on it to save his buddies, but because the gorilla took his glasses he doesn't know the squad already ran around the corner.
Hey, you try commenting on every single post and see what you come up with. If I've got nothing to say on the subject, then I see it as a challenge to come up with even more.
[Image]From AICN, "Bryan Singer is directing a currently Untitled WW2 film from a script by Christopher McQuarrie and Nathan Alexander. This is Singer and McQuarrie's first real team-up since THE USUAL SUSPECTS.
They set up the project at United Artists and decided to go one step further and ask Tom Cruise to not only exec. produce the film, but to star in it as well.
The story is based on actual events, an attempt to assassinate Adolf Hitler during the height of WW2.
Sounds like a great action-suspense premise and with the talent already attached, this could be really damn great.
Singer starts shooting this summer, to be wrapped, edited and released before he starts up on the SUPERMAN RETURNS sequel, if that does indeed move forward."
"Cruise should play Hitler"
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No, Cruise should play Jimmy, the eager boy from Long Island City whose greasy hair and coke-bottle glasses deter even the most hardened German prostitutes, who insists on coming along to Hitler's hidden enclave only to get butt-raped by the pet Nazi Sex Gorilla and then blown up by a grenade. See, the grenade hits the floor and he throws himself on it to save his buddies, but because the gorilla took his glasses he doesn't know the squad already ran around the corner.
March 21, 2007 10:30 AM
I think someone's acting very silly again!
March 21, 2007 10:57 AM
Hey, you try commenting on every single post and see what you come up with. If I've got nothing to say on the subject, then I see it as a challenge to come up with even more.
March 21, 2007 11:37 AM
Well that wasn't very silly at all.
March 22, 2007 4:29 AM