Man, this was the first year in a while that I totally copped out on a costume. Maybe next year I'll have to go for my Giant Cow-Skulled Henchmonster from Time Bandits costume (one of those high-maintenance costume ideas it takes me several years to get around to).
Fabulous costume Jordon! Also love the smirk. Everyone is making me so jealous. This is the first time I have not dressed up for Halloween ever. I did dress up Saturday night, but its not the same.
I keep scrolling back here to check out that casual confident swagger. I just attempted my own smirk in the mirror but it wasn't even close. Hysterical!
Everyone at the pary I was at dug the costume except one girl from Canada who said, "Are you a forest ranger?" I told her that yes, I was a forest ranger, and left it at that.
I didn't have any of the accoutrements. But one girl said, "That's all right, because you've got him..." (she taps the top of her chest/base of her throat) "in here."
Forest ranger?!?!? The proper response would have been to knock her out, put her in your trunk, tie her up to a chair a la Clockwork Orange and force her to watch the entire trilogy plus all the bonus features.
The most offensive costume I saw last night was a guy in a blood splattered Virginia Tech t-shirt... I didn't think my jaw was still capable of being dropped!
"Happy Halloween!"
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You got that smirk just right!
October 31, 2007 7:02 PM
dashing!
October 31, 2007 7:16 PM
HA! Right on, you look great!
Man, this was the first year in a while that I totally copped out on a costume. Maybe next year I'll have to go for my Giant Cow-Skulled Henchmonster from Time Bandits costume (one of those high-maintenance costume ideas it takes me several years to get around to).
November 01, 2007 2:27 AM
Yeah, you nailed the smirk.
November 01, 2007 2:27 AM
I never laughed so hard than when I turned on my computer and saw your smirky visage, Jordan!
Classic.
November 01, 2007 4:18 AM
Fabulous costume Jordon! Also love the smirk. Everyone is making me so jealous. This is the first time I have not dressed up for Halloween ever. I did dress up Saturday night, but its not the same.
November 01, 2007 6:43 AM
I keep scrolling back here to check out that casual confident swagger. I just attempted my own smirk in the mirror but it wasn't even close. Hysterical!
November 01, 2007 8:53 AM
Once about ever hour I come back to this picture and laugh out loud. I think my co-workers are beginning to think I'm crazy.
November 01, 2007 10:09 AM
Everyone at the pary I was at dug the costume except one girl from Canada who said, "Are you a forest ranger?" I told her that yes, I was a forest ranger, and left it at that.
November 01, 2007 10:32 AM
I'm impressed by your ability to resist the urge to slap her for that comment. Blame Canada indeed.
November 01, 2007 10:55 AM
Hey Jordan, did you have a whip? A gun? A Short Round?
November 01, 2007 11:01 AM
I didn't have any of the accoutrements. But one girl said, "That's all right, because you've got him..." (she taps the top of her chest/base of her throat) "in here."
November 01, 2007 11:11 AM
Forest ranger?!?!? The proper response would have been to knock her out, put her in your trunk, tie her up to a chair a la Clockwork Orange and force her to watch the entire trilogy plus all the bonus features.
The most offensive costume I saw last night was a guy in a blood splattered Virginia Tech t-shirt... I didn't think my jaw was still capable of being dropped!
November 01, 2007 11:16 AM
That's horrible!
November 01, 2007 12:01 PM
That is horrible. There's a difference between being "edgy" and just being a complete asshole. You should've punched him.
November 01, 2007 12:41 PM