According to the new zodiac I am no longer an archer but a weird naked guy wrestling with a snake. Think about all those people out there sporting their spiffy zodiac tattoos.
The best part is it's a retcon: your sign didn't change, it's been wrong this whole time. Ha ha ha ha ha!
According to the linked CNN article nothing has changed because there are (at least) two different ways of marking Zodiac signs and in the West we use the one that isn't affected. Also, it's all bullshit anyway (but I'm still saying I'm a Leo).
Cat, if I had the option I would TOTALLY go for the new sign Ophiuchus. You can make up your personality traits from scratch! Plus snakes are cool.
FML I'm now a Virgo which according to the picture on Wikipedia means that I'm an unattractive virgin. Frankly I liked being a Libra. [extends middle finger to Octopunk] Whenever astrological signs come up, (99% of the time this occurs while talking to a drunk girl), I'm accustomed to wiggling out of the uncomfortable conversation by saying "I'm a Libra. It's all about balance, ya know?" They almost always nod their heads approvingly and move on.
The Old Zodiac Signs Aquarius: Jan 20 – Feb 18 Pisces: Feb 19 – March 20 Aries: March 21 – April 19 Taurus: April 20 – May 20 Gemini: May 21 – June 20 Cancer: June 21 – July 22 Leo: July 23 – August 22 Virgo: August 23 – Sept 22 Libra: Sept 23 – Oct 22 Scorpio: Oct 23 – Nov 21 Sagittarius: Nov 22 – Dec 21 Capricorn: Dec 22 – Jan 19
The New Zodiac Sign Dates: Capricorn: Jan. 20 – Feb. 16 Aquarius: Feb. 16 – March 11 Pisces: March 11- April 18 Aries: April 18- May 13 Taurus: May 13- June 21 Gemini: June 21- July 20 Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10 Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16 Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30 Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23 Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29 Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17 Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Read about the proposed changes here. I'm still a Leo I'm happy to report. Actually I couldn't care less. The tattoo removal business is going to thrive while those in the astrology industry will have to create new nonsense.
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According to the new zodiac I am no longer an archer but a weird naked guy wrestling with a snake. Think about all those people out there sporting their spiffy zodiac tattoos.
January 14, 2011 5:28 AM
Oooh, I just read your end comment about the tattoo business, I guess we were thinking the same thing.
January 14, 2011 5:30 AM
Hey! What if I don't want to be a Gemini! Screw that noise.
January 14, 2011 7:26 AM
The best part is it's a retcon: your sign didn't change, it's been wrong this whole time. Ha ha ha ha ha!
According to the linked CNN article nothing has changed because there are (at least) two different ways of marking Zodiac signs and in the West we use the one that isn't affected. Also, it's all bullshit anyway (but I'm still saying I'm a Leo).
Cat, if I had the option I would TOTALLY go for the new sign Ophiuchus. You can make up your personality traits from scratch! Plus snakes are cool.
January 14, 2011 9:07 AM
I'd probably welcome the switch if I were a Libra. Everybody else gets to be a cool animal or a buff naked person and Libra's just this scale...
January 14, 2011 9:57 AM
I liked my Archer, the mighty centaur but I think it's pretty cool that I ended up with the Ophiuchus as well. I think I'll just be both :)
January 14, 2011 10:50 AM
Awesome, I'm now Aquarius. That sounds totally hippie and calls for lots of drugs and sex.
Was never that into being just "fish" anyway. What, like a goldfish? Maybe a gourami? No thanks.
January 14, 2011 7:36 PM
FML I'm now a Virgo which according to the picture on Wikipedia means that I'm an unattractive virgin. Frankly I liked being a Libra. [extends middle finger to Octopunk] Whenever astrological signs come up, (99% of the time this occurs while talking to a drunk girl), I'm accustomed to wiggling out of the uncomfortable conversation by saying "I'm a Libra. It's all about balance, ya know?" They almost always nod their heads approvingly and move on.
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