Nothing starts off your morning better than slipping a piece of bread into an evil looking, black toaster. Each piece of toast that finishes will add one more Darth Vader Helmet to the world. Stare it down and then eat it as a part of your nutritious breakfast. Defeating the Dark Lord before you even leave the house every morning makes the rest of your day seem simple by comparison.
$54.99
posted by Johnny Sweatpants at 8:59 AM on Aug 27, 2009
"Asteroids do not concern me, Admiral. I want that toaster, not excuses."
2 Comments -
Tell me when there's a Boba Fett toaster and then we'll talk.
August 27, 2009 10:52 AM
That toaster just looks like a black toaster. I want a toaster that looks like a sandcrawler.
August 27, 2009 11:38 PM