Yes we're supposed to eschew pleasures its true Something not required if you're a jew Yet judaism's laws are rigid (Tho Shabbat is not frigid) Catholics sin lots then confession makes new
There was was a guy named God Who made up some rules most odd "Don't do anything fun, Because it will bug me a ton And don't covet your neighbor's wife's hot bod."
There once was a fella named Jesus Who talked resurrection to tease us He wants sacrifice We should eat only rice Yet he makes little efforts to please us
This is the season they sell Peeps Those that enjoy them? Obese freaks. If I drink turpentine Induce vomiting, that's fine One Peep will reap from the deep
(not strictly "Lent," but those fucking things are disgusting)
Every year I dumbly stare "You've got something on your forehead there" Then suddenly I realize "yikes!" "That cult that everybody likes!" I don't care if you're adult Face it Ashface, you're in a cult
March 09, 2011 6:59 PM
[Image]"I think I am going to give up disorganization for Lent. Now where did I put my calendar?" -- H-Town's Facebook status
For the next forty days and forty nights...I'm going to be eating, drinking, having sex with whatever I want, because I'm Jewish -- we only have to give everything up one day out of the year. And just look at us. We're kicking ass all over the map.
It's the first day of Lent. Some of you might actually be participating. To you sturdy folk, I say good for you. Burnish that resolve, and try not to think of how unbearably delicious that first molten chocolate cake on Easter Sunday is going to taste.
[Image] It's past lunchtime for most of the east coasters, and I'm sorry for getting to this so late. So without further delay, make with the poemics. Here's a series of images to remind you of what you're leaving behind for the next month, plus. Like you needed to be reminded.
[Image] [Image] [Image] [Image] And of course, what I'd be forced to give up for Lent were I a Christian...
"RWOW: "It's Lent?! To whom and for how long?""
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March 09, 2011 11:15 AM
Yes we're supposed to eschew pleasures its true
Something not required if you're a jew
Yet judaism's laws are rigid
(Tho Shabbat is not frigid)
Catholics sin lots then confession makes new
March 09, 2011 12:14 PM
Heavenly entry
Denied cuz I had that cake
God just doesn't care
March 09, 2011 2:13 PM
Deny happiness
Forty days of shame and guilt
Lent: the Devil's Tool
March 09, 2011 2:14 PM
There was was a guy named God
Who made up some rules most odd
"Don't do anything fun,
Because it will bug me a ton
And don't covet your neighbor's wife's hot bod."
March 09, 2011 2:24 PM
since when's "mcgee" a jewish name?
i tell you what i think
our fitty shifts religious views
to generate a stink
if that is fair (and no it's not)
i'll tell you what i'll do;
pretend that i'm a catholic
and not agnostic jew
so what i'm giving up for lent
should aggravate the rabble
not least of all our fitty p
i'll give up facebook scrabble!
March 09, 2011 2:51 PM
There once was a fella named Jesus
Who talked resurrection to tease us
He wants sacrifice
We should eat only rice
Yet he makes little efforts to please us
March 09, 2011 2:54 PM
This is the season they sell Peeps
Those that enjoy them? Obese freaks.
If I drink turpentine
Induce vomiting, that's fine
One Peep will reap from the deep
(not strictly "Lent," but those fucking things are disgusting)
March 09, 2011 6:54 PM
Made the sacrifice
This year I gave up haiku
Doh! I'm damned to hell
March 09, 2011 6:58 PM
Every year I dumbly stare
"You've got something on your forehead there"
Then suddenly I realize "yikes!"
"That cult that everybody likes!"
I don't care if you're adult
Face it Ashface, you're in a cult
March 09, 2011 6:59 PM